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Do you know how happy I am when I eat lychee? Although I dress up as a rabbit ...

My mother once said to me, "A girl who loves to laugh will be very lucky ..."

When my mother said this to me, it was in my litchi garden. The red litchi hangs on a tall tree, and only my father and mother can reach it. My mother will say with a smile that my face is as red as litchi, but when she speaks, her white teeth are more like peeled litchi, and I will smell the aroma of litchi on her body. I will open my mouth and bite her mouth, scaring her to quickly block my mouth with peeled lychee, and I will laugh!

"Lulu, you really like to laugh. You will be very lucky when you grow up ... "

My father can pile lychees as high as mountains, but I can't climb them. I will sneak up to "bah" the litchi meat on his leg, and then he will catch me and hold me higher than the mountain. Dad smells like litchi leaves. I never managed to escape. When he picks me up, he will laugh at me: "Lulu laughs like a big rabbit stealing litchi!" " "

I can always see a big cat in the garden when I am held high. It always looks at me viciously, and sometimes it barks. I'm scared.

Litchi in our family is the most and the best in town. So when I go to kindergarten, I can bring a lot of lychees to my children and aunts, so my children and aunts like me very much, so they all say that I am the most beautiful girl and have the best smile, so they all let me stand in the front row and play the role of a white rabbit. My aunt dressed me in white rabbit ears. I especially like to wear this dress with my children and eat our litchi. All the clothes I eat are lychee water and then lick and laugh at each other. ? I acted very well in the later performances. Only my father sat in the front row giggling. Later, he laughed that my front teeth really looked like a little white rabbit eating lychee. Later, he really made me cry, and my mother scolded my father and said, "Lulu will be unlucky if she cries again!" " I was so scared that my father quickly bought me two real white rabbits, and I smiled again. I found that the front teeth of the little white rabbit are not big at all, and the little white rabbit doesn't like lychee, only I like it … but the little white rabbit's eyes are red, like lychee, really beautiful.

Later, my father sneaked away and ran for a long time before coming back. He said he was looking for food for the little white rabbit. As a result, the little white rabbit went to find him while he was away and was eaten by the big cat. One night, the big cat bit off the head of the first rabbit and stared at me. The light in his eyes was so bright that the rabbit's mouth made a "bang bang" sound. The next night, the big cat went up to the roof with another rabbit and put its head into the rabbit's stomach to bite hard. The rabbit's mouth was still bleating, so the big cat barked at me, and I smelled the dead rabbit.

Later, every night, I dreamed that the rabbit gave birth to its head from its belly. Just as it was about to give birth, it was eaten by a big cat. The big cat also made a "bang bang" sound, so I was picked up by my mother and woke up. I miss my father with my mother. When my father comes home, I laugh again!

Dad ran away again in a few days. He sold our litchi orchard to others. As soon as I saw it, all the litchi trees became roots and were thrown into the soil. Many bulldozers "ouch ~ whoops" leveled it. Branches and leaves are scattered on the ground, like rabbit hair pulled down by a big cat! The trunk lying on the ground is full of blood from the tree and then taken away by the bus! I always ask my mother if I can't eat litchi anymore. My mother smiled and said to me, "If you are lucky, you can live in a big house and buy lychees to eat, so you don't have to grow lychees any more."

Dad never came back, and he never gave me lychees as high as mountains. So I feel like he has become a big cat-he can climb in without a key every time he goes home. But I know that sometimes he will jump into the yard like a big cat that stole my little rabbit, with bright eyes and a little rabbit's head in his mouth. He sneaked into my mother's room with me, and he turned into a big cat biting her, "Ow, Ow" ... I was afraid to open my eyes and see them stealing the white rabbit, so I cried for a while, and then they stopped crying. But I knew that my dad's eyes were shining, and he was changed by a cat, so I hit him hard until my mother took me to sleep and drove him away.

Dad always brings a lot of things when he comes back. Many things include all kinds of mobile phones, watches, bags, shoes, necklaces and bracelets, and many other things I like, but there is no white rabbit, so I am glad that these things can't be fed to the white rabbit, because my mother always tries like me.

Dad said that after these things were sold, Lulu could build a big house in the litchi orchard and raise many white rabbits. But I told him that Lulu was in primary school, and Lulu was obedient, so she couldn't buy a rabbit. I don't think dad is a big cat during the day! Dad quickly took out a white rabbit skirt that was better than what I wore in the kindergarten performance. The result is too big. Dad is so stupid!

? Dad will buy me delicious chocolate and sugar, but when I grow up, butterscotch is delicious, but I like to eat rock candy. Because my father often drinks a lot of wine at home with many uncles who have run away and come back together, my mother will let me let them drink rock sugar water. The taste of rock sugar water is very similar to litchi, and I like to drink it, too. Dad giggled when he drank rock candy, and I laughed with him. He stood up and pretended to be a big cat to scare me. He fell to the ground and couldn't get up before I ran away. How funny!

Dad still runs a lot, but he says he wants to make money from the house. My mother sometimes helps my father sell things at home. She often takes some mobile phones and bags and sells them out in one morning. But sometimes you forget to cook for me.

My mother sometimes sells it with some aunts in the town at the temple fair in the town. A bag can sell for a lot of money. Our bags are different and can be sold for a lot of money. Aunt and mother are very happy, and they laugh happily when counting money. My mother said to me, "Look, a woman who loves to laugh is very lucky!" " "

Many people who buy bags are like city people. After they bought it, they still said angrily, "People here have no good things!" " "Mom is not the same as before. She still smiles like a litchi when she sells bags, but as long as the person who buys bags dares to say that she is not a good thing, she will quarrel with other aunts around her.

? After every quarrel, her eyes are fierce, like a big cat. Later, I asked my mother, "Why do they say our things are stolen?" My mother told me at first, "Because my mother is lucky, they all envy …", and then she stopped taking me to sell things.

But dad still let us live in a big house, where is the litchi orchard. The fathers of many students in the town often run away, and there are no more lychees. We are all very upset. No place to play. Houses are being built everywhere The yard of the new house is covered with beautiful bricks, but there is no place for rabbits to live ... Besides, I can see which big cat often eats some birds and so on. I'm scared at the sight of it.

Mothers don't have to grow lychees now, but they are all beautiful. Later, they played mahjong every day. Some of them didn't sell much, but they wouldn't play with us either, probably because we grew up. I'm not afraid, because I still love to laugh.

? Mom and dad like to dress beautifully, and many uncles and aunts in town also like to dress beautifully. Everyone likes to wear a gold necklace around their necks and their hair is dyed in a mess. I sometimes feel like a big cat. They told me that these bags, watches and mobile phones are very valuable, but when I drink noisily in my house, I will throw them all over the sky, even the lights will turn black, and then fight in the house, and the room will be "ouch ~"

When I came out, some people laughed their heads off, and all the good things were scattered. There was always a smell of dead white rabbits in the room. Mom and dad give away things like uncles and aunts like rotten lychees in the garden, but I can smell that he also smells like a dead white rabbit, and they are all rotten.

? My mother learned to paint her eyes as moldy lychees, her face as bright as a brick in the yard, and her mouth as a rabbit stealing someone else's house. Then she said to me, "Lulu should learn to be happy, because a girl who loves to laugh is lucky ..." But I found that she doesn't smell like the original litchi, and it's all strange. She opened her mouth and smiled at me. Her teeth became the teeth of a big cat. I feel horrible.

They must think that I will forget the litchi orchard, too, and that the big cat stole my little white rabbit, but I can't forget anything except which cat. Of course, I don't think I can tell them.

I learned to pour them crystal sugar water with a smile, because they are not at home during the day and are drunk when they come back at night. They have the taste of eating rabbits or rotten lychees in their mouths, and sometimes they vomit. Sometimes, my mother will kiss me and tell me, "The rock sugar water is really delicious ..."

? She lied.

? I saw her and her father put rock candy on the fire and sucked it into their stomachs with cigarettes. Which cigarette lit in the dark, like a dying rabbit looking at my eyes. After I poured the water, I hid in my room and hid my head in the quilt. Outside the house, there are often voices of "whoa" and "whoops".

It seems that many people in this town have been turned into big cats and no one has been seen during the day. At night, they gather in this house or that house and make their smoked eyes glow and jump with the rock candy given by the big cat. They are not singing, smashing things or making bright rabbit eyes.

What's getting bigger and bigger? It's everywhere! My parents will leave me a lot of money, and then I will leave for a long time. I often hear the stereo in the yard, but I quietly look, which big cat is it? It seems to know that my parents are not here or that my parents have changed.

It already wants to eat me.

After mom and dad came back, they threw away a lot of things at home and made a lot of bottles and cans and things I didn't know. I can smell something that smells like a dead rabbit. They are always with these dead rabbit-flavored things during the day or at night. The smell of dead rabbits is everywhere. People here live like big cats. They all seem to be turning themselves into big cats with rock candy, and dad ran away again.

My mother is in town, but she hasn't talked to me for a long time. I smiled at her and she pretended not to see it. Which smile will I keep and run home quietly, because which one is definitely not my mother, so I can only let good luck help me. But I think good luck is even impossible, because I love to laugh and always follow me.

It seems that it's not my mother who smokes rock candy at her house every night, because either she is not in the daytime or she is doing something with some other uncles and aunts in the town in a dead rabbit-flavored room. They got the smell of dead rabbits into the chimney and flew into the town sky.

There is noise in the yard every night. Now the big cat can pose in various shapes to smoke rock candy, and then run to my mother's house to make "ow ~ woo" and "woo ~ woo" sounds. But once, I saw a big cat changed into a different person and beat my mother hard in the yard until she vomited and vomited, so I carried her into the house and tore all her clothes. My mother's face is like rotten litchi, and stinky water flows out, but she is still like the flesh peeled off by litchi in our garden. Whoever presses his mother on the sofa will put his head into her stomach to eat. I ran over and punched the big cat hard. I was afraid that he would bite my mother's head off ... But he suddenly lifted me up like my father. I thought he would also see if my front teeth were like rabbits ... But suddenly, my eyes were blindfolded by the color of litchi. I saw my mother open her mouth and pounce on me with her teeth like a big cat ... She wanted to eat me ...

When I woke up, I smelled the real litchi. But my neck can't move. I can only see two people like father and mother. I wonder if the big cat has changed, so I have to smile at them again.

Mother's face is clean, and when she cries, I have a headache. After I got home, I went back in my father's car. The car is running and roaring. Maybe the big cat is scared, too. Mom and dad talked to me a lot, but I always felt very tired. As soon as I closed my eyes, I saw the big cat put its head into the belly of the little white rabbit, just like that night. I must open my eyes before it looks up. I don't want to go home. I can't seem to hear you. ...

One night, many cars like rabbits came to the town. There is a big rabbit with sparkling eyes in the car. It turns out that rabbits' eyes can also shine! Many people dressed as white rabbits ran out of the rabbit car and began to catch the big cats in the town. Some cats that turned into people climbed onto the roof and jumped down. Some cats were severely beaten by rabbits in puddles on the side of the road until they spit out the rabbits. They all seem to be shouting, "Hit the cat! Beating cats ... doesn't seem to be "... Litchi lights are flashing the smell of dead rabbits in town. The faces of cats and rabbits are the color of litchi. I laughed hard because I couldn't hear them. What luck!

But my two big cats suddenly emit green light in their eyes. The two of them got into the car and shouted "Ow ~ Woo, Ow ~ Woo". They slammed down the iron gate in the yard and knocked down several white rabbit cars in the street. But two white rabbit uncles jumped out of nowhere, opened the car door with one hand, then turned into two bracelets, tied the two people in the car to their wrists and dragged them down at once, and pointed a black stick at their heads.

But the car ran too fast, and soon it hit the wall. Many people ran to see it! I also want to run to see how big cat's parents are, but I can't squeeze in. There are too many rabbits today. Later, I was squeezed. I saw Uncle Rabbit and Mom and Dad lying on the ground. Which one looks like my mother's mouth "bang", but she smiles at me hard. And someone who looks like my father actually saw me. He called me "Lulu!" " "

Hey? Did I hear that? He hasn't called my name for a long time. Is he my father?

Later, I never saw them again ... sometimes I think I was wrong about them, but I always dreamed of big cats, and I couldn't find them for a long time. The town gradually calmed down, and I don't know how long it took. I think I've grown up. People around me always say, "This kid is crazy ..."

Actually, I know, I'm waiting for them, and I'm afraid they won't know me when they come back!

I also found the rabbit skirt my father bought me, and I put it on at once. I started laughing secretly while eating lychee in my clothes.

If another big cat can find me, just let it eat me and I can find my parents.

The article is a bit sad, but I hope to pay tribute to the police officer Huang who helped me in Lufeng, Guangdong!