What are the yellow jokes that make girls happy?

"I ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are?" "long coat" "wrong! You are the only one in my heart. "

"Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "There is no place for you."

"Do you know that I dare not move now?" "Why?" "Because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you."

Talking to you is like an exam. Why? I always feel that I didn't do well afterwards.

"When do you want to get married?" "I don't know, I haven't thought about it." "Tell me when you think about it, and I'll marry you."

"I just want you to be my elevator." "Why?" "Up and down in my world, in and out."

"I'm a little depressed recently." "What's the matter?" "Because I haven't kissed you all day."

"May I knock on your door?" "What door?" "the door of your heart"

I can't be a good person or a bad person, so I just want to be your sweetheart.

"I saw you yesterday." "Where?" "In my dream"

"Do you know why I am afraid of you?" "I don't know." "Because I am naturally afraid of my wife."

"Classmate, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think it has something to do with your future."

"Do you know what season I like best?" "Winter?" "No, this is your season."