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Slow joke, meaning 50 words.

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One is the most impatient and the other is the slowest. In winter, people look around the stove and their skirts are on fire. They said: I have seen one thing for a long time, and I am afraid that you will be impatient; It hurts to say nothing, but it is right to say nothing. When people asked what was going on, they said, "Burn your robe." "Then they packed their clothes and took them out. They were furious and said, "I've been watching you for a long time, why didn't you say so earlier?" "The man said," I said you were impatient, and it's true! "

One is impatient, the other is gentle. An impatient man, his clothes fell into the fire and caught fire. When a gentle man saw it, he said slowly, "I saw something long ago and wanted to tell you, but I was afraid that your impatience would make things worse." If I don't tell you, I'm afraid it's bad for you. Should I say it or not? " The impatient man asked him what happened, and he said, "Your clothes are on fire." The impatient man pulled up his clothes and said angrily, "In that case, why didn't you tell me earlier?" The gentle man replied, "People say you have no patience, but that's really the case."