I want a joke that the tortoise was hospitalized after being hit by a car. There is a reward of 2 points.

A tortoise was walking slowly on the road ... Suddenly, a car hit the tortoise. The tortoise was in a daze and fainted. As a result, it was sent to the hospital by good people.

After waking up, the tortoise looked at the nurse next to him and asked, "Nurse, how long have I been dizzy?"

nurse: three days.

tortoise: ha! Then I have to go!

The guard stopped at once and said,

Nurse: You haven't fully recovered from your injury, so you can't leave!

Tortoise: If I sleep again, the rabbit will win (The Race between the Tortoise and the Rabbit is in progress)

Nurse: Why are you so easy to win?

tortoise: in order to get the bonus!

Nurse: Is the bonus more important than your name?

tortoise: no, miss nurse.

nurse: not what?

tortoise: only with the bonus can I afford the hospitalization fee!

Second

One day, the tortoise came home and saw his car being stolen. The tortoise quickly stepped forward to stop it, but the thief took the lead, started the car and drove away. When the tortoise saw this, he immediately called the police. When the police arrived, they began to take statements.

Policeman: Do you recognize the thief?

tortoise: I didn't see it.

policeman: then, can you give a general description of your car?

tortoise: I ... I didn't see it clearly. It was too fast!

Although the second item is like the title, it should not be what the landlord wants. Good luck.