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Composition When the teacher is not present

My little friend

I have a good friend. He has a pair of bright eyes, a high nose, and looks like he has read poetry and books. He has three ears. The extra ear is slightly larger and grows in front of the base of his right ear.

He studies very well and takes his homework very seriously every time. The handwriting is also very beautiful, and I even won a certificate in a writing competition!

He likes to talk very much. No one in our class can talk better than him. His favorite thing is telling jokes and making people laugh every time.

Once, I remember it was in the third grade. It happened to be the National Day. Our program was hosted by Ye Xiaodong. What he said was very interesting. That day, he used his action language to make us confused. Laughed. He said I would choose two people, one would go out first, and the other would sit down and see if that person could find that person. But Ye Xiaodong was groping around and talking nonsense, making the person he was looking for turn red in the face.

My little friend is such a person.

My little friend

I have a very good classmate who is also my good partner. We played together and studied happily together, leaving many beautiful memories.

We have been in the same class since we were first-grade primary school students, and we were not separated until the fourth grade. This makes me miss our days together even more.

She has jet black hair, a neat row of bangs, and a pair of medium-sized eyes that are always very bright. Although her mouth is not small, she has some jokes and humor. Words often flow happily from her mouth. When you smile, don’t mention how brilliant it is!

I remember that in the past three years, we were both monitors and competitors. We often chased each other in studies and never envied each other. In private, we were also very good friends. , although they sometimes argued about certain things, they reconciled immediately after a while. In the first semester of the second grade, there was an infectious disease called "Shui Tiao" in our class. Many students were infected and their whole bodies were covered with acne. Some students who were not fully recovered were afraid of missing classes and did not wait until they were ready. Just come to class. This is also contagious. The teacher had no choice but to conduct class in separate classes, with those who didn't have the privilege to sit in the front and those who had the privilege to sit in the back, with a corridor in between. Some students were in a panic when they entered the classroom. As class cadres, we have to maintain discipline. The students always screamed, and I was a little overwhelmed. But at this time, she frowned and raised her eyebrows. Forming the word "Chuan" in the air, he picked up the pointer and banged it hard on the podium, shouting: "Quiet, quiet..." The students were stunned and entered the classroom quietly. I secretly admired her for her calmness in the panic.

That’s how I like her and miss her. How much I want to be together again!

My friends

Speaking of friends, I have many: those in the neighborhood, those in kindergarten, and those in elementary school. But the best and closest friend is My former classmate Yang Yi.

Since the first grade, a chain of friendship has tightly connected us. I never argued with him, we helped each other and were as close as one person.

A final unified exam is about to start in two minutes, and the students are all preparing for the exam. As soon as I opened the pencil case, I suddenly found that I had forgotten the ruler. How can I do anything without a ruler? It was too late to go home and get it. I was very anxious. Then Yang Yi saw it and came over and asked me: "Yan Shuwei, what's the matter?" I replied anxiously: "It's all my fault. I forgot to bring the ruler at this time." Yang Yi listened and said nothing. He immediately walked to his place, without hesitation he broke off the newly bought ruler and gave me half of it. I was stunned, "Ah, the newly bought ruler!" I looked at Yang Yi affectionately, holding the half ruler in my hand, not knowing what to say. He smiled at me and said, "Take it and use it quickly." At this time, the class bell rang, and I quickly returned to my seat and waited for the exam.

When I got home from school, I took out the half ruler from the pencil case again, and I couldn’t put it down as if I were appreciating a precious object. I decided to treasure it because our deep friendship is condensed in that short half of a ruler.

At noon on Monday, the student who served as our cook was so hungry that his eyes were filled with starvation. Looking at the delicious dishes on the table, his mouth watered. Suddenly, there was a sound of high heels, and the students immediately ran back to their seats, holding a book and pretending to read it, as if they were serious. But that was not the Teacher Zheng we admired, and our hearts dropped from our throats to our navel.

Sister Lin Zi and I rushed to the English office to find Teacher Zheng. I knocked on the door anxiously, but when there was no response, I pushed the door open with my body. When I found the teacher's desk, I started looking for the class schedule like a needle in a haystack, but to no avail. A classmate told me, who was in a hurry, "The teacher's curriculum is in her book."

I was going crazy with hunger and disappointment, so I had to tell the news to my classmates. They were dancing with joy, especially classmate ** who ran wildly in the class, cheering, and then swaggered out of the front door with his friends and friends, and played "xu" and "qi shua brush" in the corridor. There was clapping and uncivilized words popping out of their mouths like faucets. When other students saw someone active outside, some became jealous. So a group of you and I gathered together to whisper. While some of the people playing "xu" were stamping their feet, some were intimidating, and some were whispering to each other... Look: a classmate sang for everyone on the podium using dolphin music, and ** classmate danced with him with samba. , classmate ** twisted the button left and right, moved his neck, and from time to time he would fish for the moon in Haiti, making everyone laugh. But because the singing and dancing were too bad, everyone still threw them off the stage with "rotten eggs." At this time, a classmate who was watching suddenly shouted and said that he saw people from the cafeteria coming to our class. We flew back to our seats in a swarm. The concert ended and the classroom was silent. It turns out that my uncle helped us serve the food. After a while, Teacher Zheng came back and we had already eaten.

I hope that next time students will not act the same way in front of you, but behind your back!

One day, after school, Li Ruimin and Wang Damin were walking and talking about learning from Lei Feng. Here, they both heard someone crying from behind almost at the same time. They both looked back and saw that it was an obvious comparison. They were two younger classmates. Ruimin stood down first, followed by Damin. Damin asked, "Why are you crying?" The younger classmate said, "I lost my pen." Ruimin stopped adding after hearing this. Si Suomin said: "Why are you crying if you lose a pen? Just ask your parents to buy you another one." The little classmate said: "I have no money. My father is a migrant worker and can't earn much. Grandpa is still sick. I I lost my pen and my parents won’t buy it for me again. What should I do? He started crying again.

Damin looked at Ruimin and said, what should I do? Min said: Do you think we can buy one for him? Ruimin said: Yes. The two of them went into Min's pockets without agreeing. They dug left and right, and then they both said: No. What should we do?

(Time is running out, I can’t write anymore, I tell you)

In the next paragraph, Damin saw his third uncle at a restaurant not far away, went to tell him that he had borrowed money, and took his little classmate to Wenjudian.

Our school has a tradition that every Monday afternoon before school, the teacher has to go to the conference room for a meeting. This is the happiest time for the students because the teacher is not here. Now that the teacher is here, the students can be free.

The students in my class are smart and lively, and some of them are particularly naughty, so as long as the teacher is not present, they start to "make trouble" in the classroom. It was like a teahouse, chattering, and there was never a moment of silence.

But when the teacher had a meeting this week, the atmosphere in the classroom was different. Why? Before, we played a little game: Become a little mute. If someone speaks, the teacher will let them bark ten times when the teacher comes. , the teacher left with peace of mind.

When the teacher just left, the students were still doing their homework in their assigned positions. If there was anything they didn’t understand, they would use pens to communicate in their own notebooks. But after a while, the naughty Xu Jiang took advantage of the teacher's loophole: The teacher said he couldn't talk, but he didn't say he couldn't get off his seat! So, he went to Cui Yunzhe for a while and Geng Liang for a while. Xu Jiang's performance naturally attracted a few naughty people. They also imitated him and took their seats casually. At that time, the class was in chaos.

Seeing this scene, squad leader Geng Liang couldn't sit still. He picked up the chalk and wrote a few big words on the blackboard: Do not get off your seat. But this is still useless, on the contrary it generates many plots. You see, as soon as Geng Liang walked to his seat, Xu Jiang came to the blackboard, picked up the chalk and added the word "no" after "no". In this way, the words on the blackboard became "no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." ". Seeing this scene, we couldn't help laughing. At this time, another naughty guy Cui Yunzhe also got excited. He also went on stage to perform. Instead of adding words, he picked up the chalk and erased two words. At this time, four eye-catching characters "Promise a seat" were left on the blackboard. We all saw it and laughed so hard. I really didn't expect that these two living treasures could come up with such a damaging move. After laughing, there was a moment of silence in the classroom. But after a while, it was almost time for school to end, but Cui Yunzhe couldn't bear it anymore. He "looked up to the sky and roared": "I can't bear it anymore, I want to speak." After saying this, he used his hands to He stroked his chest and looked very comfortable. Little did he know, the final punishment was already waiting for him.

Look, isn’t it particularly interesting when the teacher is not present? At this time, it is a good time for those naughty ghosts to show off their skills, and it is also a good time for us onlookers to feast our eyes on it!