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The circle of friends is being spit out and said to be fat. How can I get back?

1. Eat, drink and wash your face.

2. People in the Tang Dynasty are the most beautiful.

Who do you think you are? I am fat and proud. You bite me, but you can't bite me.

4. Gee, you are too thin, aren't you? Where are you? You are as thin as air. Oh, that's great. What did you step on? Like shit. Oh, isn't that you?

5. You're just jealous of my cuteness.