Who has a joke? Tell me one.

A wife was pregnant, but in the ninth month, the husband finally couldn't help it, and forced her to do "love things" with him.

Then a month later, the baby was born! It's a boy, a genius! You can talk when you are born.

He turned and asked, "Are you my father?"

The doctor said, "No, I'm a doctor."

Then he saw the nurse again and asked, "Are you my father?"

The nurse said, "No, I'm a nurse."

Finally, he saw his real father and asked.

Are you my father? "

His father said happily, "Yes! I am your father! "

As a result, the child was very angry and poked his father's head with his finger and scolded: "

Does it hurt to poke you like this? Does it hurt? "

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A wife was pregnant, but in the ninth month, the husband finally couldn't help it, and forced her to do "love things" with him.

Then a month later, the baby was born! It's a boy, a genius! You can talk when you are born.

He turned and asked, "Are you my father?"

The doctor said, "No, I'm a doctor."

Then he saw the nurse again and asked, "Are you my father?"

The nurse said, "No, I'm a nurse."

Finally, he saw his real father and asked.

Are you my father? "

His father said happily, "Yes! I am your father! "

As a result, the child was very angry and poked his father's head with his finger and scolded: "

Does it hurt to poke you like this? Does it hurt? "

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