Tianjin's per capita income ranks first in the country.

10 school lights out, Qiqi's roommate shouted five seconds before 10: Hello, I'm male guest No.2, my name is xxx (another roommate's name), please turn off the lights if you like me! Then, in the dormitory, all the lights went out. .

Go, go, go, go, go, go! The canteen is open!

It is said that the emotional path of three kinds of people is doomed to be bumpy: 1, too ugly people; 2. People who are too poor; 3. People who are too lazy. What kind of person are you?

I used to see a boy holding a girl's hand in a TV series, and the girl would pull it back and say she was afraid of getting pregnant. At that time, I laughed at them for being too ignorant, but now I feel that I am too ignorant.

Some time ago, in the BBC's "Animal Strange Couple" program, it was said that there was a couple in Ireland who wanted to raise a nest of ducks. Who knew that the ducklings were taken away by their cats as soon as they hatched their eggs, and then ... they were raised by cats as their own kittens? Ducks grow too fast, and mother cat still has a headache!

What's the difference between having a son and a daughter? My daughter is worried about the animal headmaster in primary school, the animal teacher in junior high school, the animal classmate in senior high school and the animal professor in university, and she has to guard against the leadership when she goes out to work. As for having a son? You just need to worry about him. Do not be an animal.

You spent ten yuan on lunch, and you think it's very economical. Someone bought two yuan's steamed bread by the roadside, and walked in a hurry, eating while walking. You get up at eight o'clock to read, and you feel very diligent. Some people have already gone out to work at 7: 30, and the wind and rain have not changed. You make up lessons on Saturday and feel that you are working hard. Someone worked overtime for a month without rest. Don't think that you are not as diligent as others, in fact, they are miserable.

Suddenly found that my brother died 1 1 years ago, Jackie Chan was 60 years old, nunchakus Jay Chou was 35, Jolin Tsai was 34 in 72, Huanzhugege Zhao Wei became a mother, crayon Xiao Xin's father died, Huo Ying was almost finished, the apple came out for 5 seconds, and xp stopped taking it. Ten years ago, we looked forward to youth. Ten years later, we became young. We have to admit that our generation is getting old. . .

My life can be said to be given by my wife. When we went swimming together, there were only two of us in the swimming pool. I drowned. Although the water was only as deep as my hair, I drowned. Just when I couldn't jump up to breathe the air, she climbed out of the pool. The water level dropped to my neck.

Netizens said that in order to lose weight for their cats, they bought an automatic timing feeder. As a result, their cat fell asleep directly on the machine. I'm really getting fat. Every day, he falls asleep in his eyes. . .