Funny quotes about receiving gifts during the holidays

1. If I meet you, I will spend all my luck. Then please stay away from me. I want to play cards during the Chinese New Year.

2． I won’t accept any gifts during the Chinese New Year this year. Only Grandpa Mao will be accepted as a gift.

3. Please don’t send me any holiday greetings during the Chinese New Year. A red envelope can make me feel your sincerity.

4. The New Year is the scariest time. I politely reject your red envelope. But you believe it to be true.

5． It’s time to visit relatives and friends during the Chinese New Year. This year I must act like an elder and ask my cousins ??how they were doing in their final exams. That’s how much I care about the next generation.

6． Starting from nothing at the beginning of the year. Penniless at the end of the year. Don’t forget your original intention. A year of busy work in vain.

7. Do you want to consider being with me? I'll give you all the New Year's money.

8. What I fear most during the Chinese New Year is seeing a little kid covering his ears and smiling at you. But you still don’t know where the cannon is.

9. My mother asked me to bring my boyfriend home to meet her during the Chinese New Year. I said, "That's not good. Lu Han has been busy recently." My dad slapped me back: "Where was the Song Joong Ki from last year!" My mom slapped the table and said, "Isn't the guy named Lee Jong Suk the year before last?"

< p>10． For a foodie. If you don’t gain weight during the New Year, you are already losing weight.

11. During the Chinese New Year, a relative asked me about my grades. I asked him about his year-end bonus!

12． Every time people give me red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, I have to push them around. Actually, I'm really afraid that I will be pushed away like this.

13. There are only 364 days until the Chinese New Year. Thinking back to the last Chinese New Year. It seems like just yesterday.

14. Every time relatives and friends ask me during the Chinese New Year: Have you found a partner? I will be very smart and silently look for his children. Then he asked kindly: How much will the final exam cost?

15． The days when I can’t see my loved ones. I feel like all the new clothes I bought were for nothing.

16． New Year's Eve. Talk about achievements. How sentimental.

17. If you see me look bad during the Chinese New Year. Don't think too much. It's just that you forgot to give me a red envelope.

18. If I were a winter vacation homework. I will rely on my own efforts. Fill yourself with abundant knowledge. New Year's Eve. Don't cause trouble to the master.