Translate an English joke without grading ~ but entertain yourself.

Yesterday, Costco (an American supermarket chain) near my home gave me a loyal pet and biscuits and bought an oversized bag of Purina brand dog food with suspenders. I stood in line with this dream dog at the checkout counter, and then a woman standing behind me asked me if I had a dog.

What does she think I have, an elephant? Since I retired and did nothing all day, I told that woman on a whim that I didn't have a dog and just started Purina diet again. Then I said, maybe I shouldn't start Purina to lose weight again, because the last time I did this, I went to the hospital, but I was still happy to wake up in the intensive care unit and find myself full of tubes. I lost 50 pounds. My eyes were left by intravenous drip on my arms.

I told her that this is essentially a perfect weight loss. You just need to put on some Purina weight loss pieces and eat one when you are hungry. This food is nutritionally flawless, so its effect is very remarkable, so I'll try again. I have to say, almost all the people waiting in line at the cashier are confused by me. )

It was terrible. She asked me if it was dog food poisoning and woke up in the intensive care unit. I told her I didn't. I went down to the side of the road to smell the Irish long-haired dog's ass, and then the car hit us both.

I think the man behind her is laughing so hard that he must have a myocardial infarction.

Costco won't let me shop there.

I really don't know what sniffing is about. Let's just write it and smell it. . . . . . And the sentence structure of the whole joke is so tolerant. . . I'm devastated. . .