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Dialogue between police and bath workers

One night, a policeman went to the bath center to take a bath, and then he lay on the washtub.

Bath masseur: (rubbing) What do you do, big brother?

Policeman: What do you think I do?

Bathtub worker: Oh, you are a policeman.

Policeman: Why?

Bath masseur: Look at you. You're black and blue. Your injuries are mainly in limbs, small in area and distributed in many places, with many bruises before and after. You shouldn't be beaten, you should take the initiative to hurt yourself. I heard that the police are training hard now, and many policemen have come to take a bath to relieve fatigue these days, so I will say you are a policeman. Policeman: You guessed it. Do you know what I do in the public security bureau?

Bath massager: from the police station.

Policeman: Tell me why.

Bath massager: There are cocoons on your hands and feet, which means you have to do some physical work every day. The cocoon on the hands and feet should be ground by steering wheel, patrolling and visiting. The degree of cocoon and muscle development is inconsistent, which means that the use frequency of hands and feet is higher than other parts, and the muscles on both sides of cheeks are abnormally developed, which means that the upper and lower palates are moving frequently and intensively, and you are always asking questions, interrogating, mediating, giving speeches, reading minds, shouting slogans and giving speeches.

Policeman: So you said I was a director?

Bath masseur: No, you are the deputy director. Policeman: Why?

Bath Massager: It's very simple. Your hands are thicker than your feet, which means that although you lead the work, you drive longer than you patrol.

Policeman: You are wrong. I was the deputy director a month ago, and now I'm an instructor.

Bath Massager: Sorry, I neglected a question. The director and deputy director are all invited or followed by the back office. Anyway, with a group of people around, how could I forget that you came by yourself? Policeman: Not bad. You know what I do now. It's nothing. Can you guess what I used to do? .

Bath massager: I have to work and can't talk for a long time.

Policeman: It's very simple. I will sign two bills for you later. .

Bath masseur: You used to work for the criminal police. .

Policeman: (surprised expression) How do you know? .

Bath masseur: People in the criminal police team are willing to give money if they want to set up interesting situations. People in the police station just "pull" their mouths. Looks like you haven't lost your old tradition. Policeman: What did I do as a criminal policeman? .

Detective.

Policeman: Why? .

Bath massager: The detective didn't put the suitcase in his bath phone, but took it to the bathroom.

Policeman: But many policemen take their mobile phones to the bathroom.

Bath masseur: Yes, but the director and the captain can take three calls after taking a shower. You don't have them, but bring them in. If nothing else, I always feel that someone is going to call myself.

Policeman: That makes sense. What about before you became a detective?

Bath massager: Bath massager. Policeman: (surprised) What is the basis of the joke?

Bath massager: still hands and feet. Most people don't sweat when they have cocoons on their hands and feet. Your sweat glands are so developed that you can sweat, but they are not sweat glands that exercise at high temperature for a long time every day.

Policeman: Steelworkers also steam and bake every day.

Bath masseur: Was anyone a policeman more than twenty years ago? At that time, the factory was very profitable, and it was still the big brother of the working class and had a high status. Who wants to be a policeman, so you can only take a bath, and it is a state-run bathhouse. Policeman: Why? Bathing masseur: Because I ate the same pot, I didn't practice my bathing skills well. You don't even realize that I'm fooling you by "cutting corners" in the shower today. Policeman: In that case, I guess what you used to do.

Bath masseur: (stunned) What?

Policeman: You used to be a policeman and a policeman in the bureau.

Bartlett: Why?

Police: Only government police are willing to ponder people like this and keep asking questions. Bath masseur: People in the organization department, personnel bureau and service industry are willing to ponder over people.

Police: In addition to thinking about people, the government police also have one of the biggest characteristics, that is, everything is fooled. You're not a COP anymore, and you've been tricked into taking a shower. Moreover, the cadres in general are willing to pat others on the shoulder to show their condescending concern. After taking a shower, you usually pat the guest on the back to show the end, but you pat the shoulder, as if the leader cares. It seems that the old tradition cannot be lost! Bath Massager: Ha ha ha!