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Classic joke: The revenge of the female ghost. In Guantun Cemetery, the ghost spirit has been strong recently, and several prominent people have died nearby. There are also good ghosts and evil ghosts. Evil ghosts will go to the eighteenth level of hell, while good ghosts can be reincarnated if there is a chance. And these new ghosts are all in the evil ghost clan. Even though they are changing the wind and rain when they are alive, when they hold meetings, they all show their true colors when they become ghosts. It is said that after the death of some fat director, the second son of the ghost boss in Guantun Cemetery was getting married. The large and small cemeteries in Fangyuan nearby have been very lively recently, but in this small county town, it has been dead quiet recently. No one comes out as soon as it gets dark.

The story has to start with the second son of the ghost boss. This second ghost is a cripple, and has been a ghost for twenty years. He doesn't like this ghost, or any of the female ghosts here. He thinks this one is ugly, that one is fat, this one is old, and this one is small. They have so many faults. But the ghost boss here is very anxious. He heard that a man named Xiaoyu will settle in Liutun Cemetery not far from here in the next two days. Now, his ghost boss is very happy, but it is not easy to propose marriage so far away. Not to mention having to walk many miles, this place used to be deserted at night, but now it is better, the more at night The busier it gets, the national highway is right next to the cemetery, and it’s not easy to cross it. Cars came one after another, their headlights flashing endlessly, and cyclists and pedestrians passed by the non-motorized lane from time to time. If the light is too bright, the ghost cannot move, but there is a way, which is to find someone, get on top of him, and go with him. Of course, it is the master who is unconscious, such as a drunkard or a madman.

An accountant from a township happened to be here that day. It turned out that there was a deficit of tens of thousands of yuan in the past two days, but some of the money was misappropriated by the secretary and some by the township head. He borrowed it. He went to the township head and secretary's house a few days ago to get the money back. Both the secretary and the township head gave him an invoice, saying that the account was settled, but the above This time it seemed that he was particularly serious about this account. He repeatedly investigated and collected evidence, and found out many problems with the secretary and the mayor. In the end, they were all taken away by the people from the procuratorate. He also made mistakes. In the past two days, I drank too much. I drank it at Wang Si's house today. I drank too much and didn't want others to give me to me, so I came here in a daze.

When the ghost boss saw the accountant coming, shaking and swaying, he knew he was drunk, so he let a ghost possess his body. A blue light immediately appeared on his body and took him with him. The gift from the underworld made its way to Liu Tun Cemetery by accident.

When they got there, the ghost got off the accountant, and the accountant lay on the grave and slept soundly. The ghosts gathered around him and looked at him. Some said they wanted to lead him to death, and some said they wanted to lead him to death. He said that he wanted to go out with him to have fun and see the world, but in the end it was the ghost messenger who drove them away because it wanted to get on top of him and go back.

The ghost boss of Liu Tun talked about Xiaoyu and praised her, saying that she was a fierce woman. Her family was originally from a mountainous area in Sichuan, and she and her sister came to the county town to work in a restaurant. A group of people came that day, all from the county bureau and that bureau, and they asked her to accompany them for a drink. At first she was reluctant. She drank a little and laughed with her, but when she was done drinking, a fat man started to tamper with her. He wanted to take off her clothes and said he was sleeping with her. He also gave her a few hundred-yuan bills. Others were also making noises. . She was a little girl who had never even been in love before. She was frightened and frightened at this moment, and finally retreated to the window. The fat man still smiled playfully and refused to let her go. She also climbed up to the window for some reason without standing on her feet. When he was stable, he fell from the top and was taken to the hospital. He was already dead.

The ghost boss here was very happy when he heard that someone came to propose marriage, but he said there was one condition, that is, Xiaoyu said that those people must also die. "That's easy to talk about." The ghost boss agreed immediately and asked Xiaoyu to tell it the identity, residence and appearance of these people. Seeing that the task assigned to him by the ghost boss had been completed, the ghost boss woke up the accountant. He staggered back, choking, and went to give a reply to the ghost boss.

The big and small ghosts in Guantun were very angry when they heard this. They came up with ideas one after another. Finally, they discussed and formed a special operations team consisting of a hanged man, a drunkard and a drowned man. Get this done.

Besides, those accomplices were all dismissed from their posts after the little girl jumped off the building, and the fat man was taken away by the police. These ghosts made one of the directors drink a lot of liquor, and finally died of alcohol poisoning at the dinner table. ; There was also a director who suddenly drove his car into a ditch and drowned; another was struck to death by a thunder god, etc. Anyway, these guys all died one after another in a few days, causing people in the small county to be shocked. Flustered, there were more fortune tellers and feng shui readers on the street during the day. They were very busy these days, but the business of those small restaurants suddenly plummeted. The fat man who forced Xiaoyu to jump off the building is still being held in the detention center, awaiting trial. Because the guard is so tight, these ghosts really can't do anything. So the marriage between Gui Lao Er and Xiao Yu will have to be postponed for a while.

Now that Xiaoyu is getting married, it means that the ghosts in Guantun have completed all these tasks, and Xiaoyu's revenge has been fully avenged. I heard that the fat man had some strange disease and died in prison.