Somebody tell a joke!

A man came to a local gym to lose weight so that he could lose weight. There are all kinds of fitness programs in the gym, which looks quite complicated, so this guy chose the cheapest one, that is, losing one catty an hour. He was taken to a house where a naked girl stood. The sign said, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me!" " "This guy immediately accepted the challenge and started chasing the girl, but every time he was about to catch the girl, he ran away from her. An hour passed, and he still didn't catch the girl. The fitness instructor took him to weigh himself, just a pound less. " "That's good," the guy thought. I can lose weight and be happy. "

This time, he chose a slightly more expensive weight loss plan, and he could lose two pounds an hour. He was taken to a room where two naked girls stood, both holding signs that said, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me!" " "This guy is so excited. He chased the two girls desperately, but the last one didn't catch up. An hour later, the coach weighed him again, just losing two pounds.

At this time, this guy was angered. He told the manager that he would choose the most expensive weight loss plan. The manager assured him that he would lose ten pounds in an hour, but added that the plan was very dangerous. This guy thinks, isn't it just a few more girls? The more opportunities, the more opportunities, and at least one can be caught. He urged the manager to send him to the most expensive room quickly, although the manager kept telling him of the danger. So the man was taken to a house a little farther away. They let him in and locked the door outside. The room was dimly lit and a chimpanzee was waiting for him. He saw a sign in his hand that said, "If I catch you, I'll fuck you."