I want English jokes or short stories about asking for directions.

Two psychiatrists are in a meeting. "What is the most difficult case you have encountered?" One asks the other. "I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He believes that an extremely rich uncle in South America will leave him a lot of money. He's been waiting for an opportunity all day? I believe the letter came from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out or does anything. He just sat there and waited. " "What was the result?" "That's an eight? Struggled for a year, but I finally cured him. Then the stupid letter arrived ... "Two psychiatrists met at a meeting. One of them asked the other, "What's your toughest case?" "I once had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world," his colleague replied. "He firmly believes that there is a monopoly uncle in South America who wants to leave him a legacy. He waited all day before receiving a confirmation letter from a fictional lawyer. He never goes out and does nothing, just sits and waits. " "What was the result?" "After eight years of hard work, I finally cured him. But just then, the ridiculous letter came ... "Teacher: Why are you late every morning? Tom: Every time I pass the corner near the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow". Teacher: Why are you late every morning? Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go Slow".