Tease classic humorous jokes

The hook said to the fish: Why do you always curse my conspiracy and ambition after swallowing delicious bait? The fish said to the hook, well, before I swallow you, how do I know there must be sinister intentions behind the bright packaging?

Chapter one: poking fun at classic humorous jokes 1. When having a meal, one buddy choked on his height, so he quickly called another buddy. I'm choking ... help me shoot ... shoot?

I think that guy is really fast, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and took some pictures!

2, the landlord was hospitalized recently ... I went to the nurse station to weigh myself in the morning and overheard several nurses mm (dispensing medicine).

It says there ... which bed is old (the landlord's bed).

Keep staring at my chest. Everything else matches.

I heard that I ... I look alike. Wear a big mask. I don't look at your badge. Who knows which one you are?

Last month, a colleague lent me 1000, but I didn't see him pay back the money when I paid my salary this month. I happened to meet him in the mahjong bucket yesterday, and I was short of three things.

So I sat down.

Now it's my turn to owe him 1000.

4、? Mom! Today is Thanksgiving, thank you for giving me life! Let me come into this world! ?

? Son, you should thank the village health center. Free condoms have been distributed! ?

Chapter two: poking fun at classic humorous jokes 1. A buddy went to work in the morning and bought a roasted sweet potatoes. He didn't eat breakfast and put it in his ass pocket. When the bus came, my buddy got on the bus and found an empty seat. At this time, I only heard a slight muffled sound, and a large piece of yellow sweet potato pulp was squeezed out of my ass, still slightly steaming? The whole car was boiling, and this guy wanted to prove that it was not shit by action, so he quickly grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth, even the driver who came to see the situation vomited.

You know that kind of pig-pulling car. You can see pigs. Once it rained, I was in a good mood. I just can't fold my princess umbrella. Suddenly I saw a pig-pulling car with a huge ass lying on the fence. Without hesitation, I poked the princess umbrella at the pig's ass. Do you know what happened behind it? Never forget, pour shit? I'm not as tall as a car, so my face is full? I can't imagine my mother seeing my chin drop.

I miss the dormitory life when I was a student. At that time, the boys' dormitory was really messy, and there were not a few people who didn't wash their socks. Slowly, we found that there are several realms of not washing socks. First of all, socks can stand up when they are difficult to wear. Second, socks will stick to the wall when they are thrown out. The most fierce is a brother next door who didn't wash his socks before the holiday and came back from the holiday with a small mushroom in it. Later, he became popular in school and was honored as a brother of soilless culture.

4. When I was in junior high school, I set up the Qinglong Gang with some buddies, but I didn't know why it was discovered by the class teacher, so I abruptly changed it into the Qinglong Learning Group. . .

Remember to have lunch with your deskmate at noon and accidentally bite your tongue. Me: Ah! Deskmate: What's the matter? I can't speak in pain. I pointed to the rice on the table, then pointed to my mouth and vomited some blood in the ground? At that time, the goods actually shouted: Everybody stop fucking eating! Food is poisonous! ! . . . . At that time, I was so scared that I sprayed the rice in my mouth on his face.

Chapter three: poking fun at the classic humorous joke 1, the rabbit said:? My mother calls me bunny, which is nice! ? The pig said, my mother called me a pig, which is also nice! ? The puppy said, my mother called me a puppy, which is also very nice! ? Chicken said, you chat, I walked first! ? Rabbit said, I am a son of a bitch! ? The pig said, I am a bastard! ? The chicken said, I am a son of a bitch! ? The dog said, you chat, I walked first! ?

2. The cat said to the mouse: Urgent notice. The rodent control inspection team will come down these days. For your safety, please don't come out for activities. The mouse said to the cat, the mouse understands. If the investigation needs our tails to decorate the results, we are willing to make sacrifices.

3. The fox said to the tiger, Your Majesty, the last time you lent me your prestige, you see that your prestige has not decreased, but has become more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The tiger said to the fox, you are a clever man. Now it is a market economy. I won't lend you prestige for nothing next time; As for renting a house, can you consider it?

4. The weasel said to the chicken, Come out, my friend, you won't achieve anything by keeping yourself in a dark and narrow cage all day. The chicken said to the weasel, Your words are always so beautiful, but you should at least wipe the chicken feathers off your mouth before you lie.

5. Rooster son: Dad, why do we have a tall comb? Father Rooster: This is to show our majesty to the enemy. Rooster son: Then why are our mouths sharp? Father Rooster: This is a weapon to attack the enemy! Rooster son: Then why are our voices so high? Father Rooster: That's to overwhelm the enemy in momentum. Rooster son: but, dad ... Rooster dad: What's wrong with you today? Rooster son: But, we are so strong, how can we be in a chicken farm?

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