A joke about wine

1. The ancients said that a glass of wine can solve thousands of worries, and drinking it is even more worrying. Dude drank it, turned around and danced in front of the toilet.

2. Make songs, white rice, drink aunts and get drunk. Stop it, it's going to rain later! Take my grandmother back first.

My colleague brought a glass of wine, thinking that he respected the chief, so he asked the waiter to take two large wine glasses and put them next to me. Just as he was "suffering", he turned to another beautiful woman and said, "If you don't meet in life, you will meet several bosom friends."

4. What does your face look like when you drink? From face to toe, like an automatic computer blushing. When your hand trembles, it will collapse.