A clip describing the humor of the math teacher

I have a humorous and strict male math teacher.

He wears a pair of glasses and looks ordinary. But one thing is different from other male teachers in our school, that is, in summer, other male teachers do not wear sports shoes or leather shoes. Only our teacher wears big sandals and walks around the class in a figure-of-eight gait every day. Sandals always squeak, which makes people bored.

Once in class, he embarrassed himself. When he was practicing a lesson, he practiced with a lesson in one hand and a piece of chalk in the other. Kan Kan talked and even the answers came out smoothly. Suddenly, he stopped and said to us, "Look at me, I figured it all out at once, because I have done many questions ..." Before the words were finished, a pamphlet fell out of the class, so he smiled and said, "Alas, I said my answer was gone, so here it is." Then he continued to lecture loudly in his heroic voice.

For a while, I didn't know why our class seemed crazy and chaotic. One day before class, he wrote a few big characters on the blackboard, "God wants you to die, so let you be crazy first." As a result, all the students laughed, and then he handed out some homework papers to do.

At this time, another class suddenly rushed in and said, "Teacher, a classmate in your class didn't take the paper, so let me help him?" The teacher said, "This is crazy. If you don't even bring paper to the toilet, let him squat there. " . Here, give him the homework paper and tell him not to shit on it. "

After a while, the teacher asked a classmate in our class to hand out paper to the classmate who had no paper. Then the teacher sighed: "Alas, it's all my fault." When the classmates came, the teacher said, "Don't take the paper next time, just wipe it with your hands."

You say, this teacher, isn't it a little different!