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Is it credible to ask God for help by "filling shape with shape"
Incredible: Since ancient times, China's diet has paid attention to supplementing shape with shape, but no one has seriously studied whether what you eat can really supplement what you eat. Tired of walking, I made a pot of pig's trotters soup, thinking that I could make up my feet and run fast. In fact, Brother Pig is the latest animal. Eating pig's blood and pig's brain, I thought it could enrich the blood and moisten the lungs, and even make me smarter, but it really makes people have blood flowing in their veins and pig's brain in their skulls. I think no one wants to! The essence of eating color is the perfection of supplementing shape with shape, which is what men call aphrodisiac and women call nourishing yin. Men can't wait to eat the popular tiger whip and deer whip, and then hurry. The "placenta" of human or mammal is the most favorite thing for women to nourish yin. "Placenta", called "placenta" in Chinese medicine, is an extremely rare female tonic. Many people may have eaten the placenta of animals, but if you are given a bowl of soup made from placenta, many people may not be able to swallow it. One thing I still can't understand is that this "whip" that men admire is still that "whip". It sounds reasonable to say that tiger penis can strengthen yang, because tigers are born fierce and their genitals are not much different. However, deer whip is also fantastic, but I don't think so. Deer are extremely docile animals and are always bullied and hunted by humans. Besides running fast, their vitality is limited. Deer are produced in Hainan. Every time we travel to Hainan, the local tour guide's brothers and sisters, with salty tastes, will make up a joke about "Hainan Soy Sauce" when they take us to a specialty store, saying that the deer whip wine in Hainan is extraordinary. After someone bought it, his wife thought it was soy sauce, and put some in it to taste when cooking noodles. As a result, the cooked noodles suddenly stood upright in the pot, scaring the woman's house. This is of course a fabrication, but it also shows people's respect for deer whip. If Mr. Lu's things were so powerful, Viagra would not be sold long ago. Because the genitals of male animals are so magical, things like tiger whip and deer whip are especially popular with men. In autumn and winter, cold air attacks people, and eating whip meat, drinking whip soup and drinking whip wine are always very popular. But after all, tigers and deer are rare, except for zoos, and they are all protected animals by the state. Don't say eat them, really eat meat and soup, and maybe go to jail. So people settle for the second best, and get some pig whips, cow whips, dog whips and even sheep whips to cook (I haven't heard of anyone eating cat whips and mouse whips, probably too few). Every year, when the weather turns cold in 10, some restaurants in Zhongshan will also privately launch some special dishes with "whip" as the selling point. I have eaten pure bullwhip hot pot several times in a restaurant in Xiaolan. I used a dozen thick and strong bullwhips and some herbs and herbs to cook on the stove all afternoon. When it was served in the evening, I even ate "meat" with juice and soju, which was very enjoyable. But after eating it every time, it seems that the response is flat. Last year, I organized a group of friends to have a special meal in Little Blue Ocean. Afterwards, no one in the audience mentioned whether it had that magical effect. Although the bull is not as fierce as the tiger, it is also a brute force beast (the NBA bull is so awesome! ), since you can't eat anything by eating a bullwhip, it seems that this kind of statement of supplementing shape with shape is just a man's good wish. In my opinion, the so-called form-filling in Chinese food is actually a primitive totem and an irrational worship of sex in China. Some people really have some reactions to eating those things, mostly psychological effects, or chewing these "supplements" while drinking. Under the action of alcohol, the blood accelerates circulation and excites the brain. Knowing this truth, will you still spend unnecessary money to fill in the shape?
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