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What do your parents often quarrel about?
Winter is coming, the season of lighting stoves in rural areas, and the peak season of parents quarreling has arrived again.
On winter nights when I was a child, I was often awakened by the sound of my parents quarreling in the middle of the night.
"Look, the stove went out again. It's all your fault. You couldn't bear to add more coal!"
"Where are you? I'm just blaming you for adding too much coal and setting the fire on fire." It's crushing!"
"Blame you, blame you, blame you!"
"Huh, it's only right to blame you, blame you, blame you!" /p>
The two of them were arguing and arguing like this! Until they were tired of the noise, they fell asleep separately.
The next morning, before dawn, I would wake up with a choke. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the room was full of smoke. It turned out that my parents had gotten up early to light the stove. You light the fire and I add the firewood, and the two of them cooperate tacitly, and they are very busy.
Then the stove will still go out every three days, and the two of them will quarrel non-stop. In this way, in the commotion, the stove was born and destroyed, and life was destroyed. Winter will pass in a blink of an eye, winter goes to spring, and the four seasons reincarnate, year after year.
In the midst of the bickering between the two of them, they have been supporting each other for more than 50 years in the blink of an eye. My mother once had her fortune told, and the fortune teller said that one of them was like water in the sky, and the other was like fire on the ground. They were incompatible with each other. But their quarrels were never about big things, they were always about trivial matters.
Now that I am old, I am noisy less, but still noisy. We quarrel when we see each other, and miss each other when we don't see each other. No one can live without the other. Especially dad, after mom goes shopping for a while, he will worry about why she hasn’t come back yet, something will happen, no, we have to find the old lady as soon as possible!
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