Love Apartment 3 Classic Quotations

1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

4, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.

9. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

12, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13, a tough life needs no explanation!

14, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.

15, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.

16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

17. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

18 I'm Brother Zeng. I told you a letter. I believe in me. ...

19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

23. What's your status? You have an ID card.

24, bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …

25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

29. Your head and ass are upside down again.

30. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

3 1. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting on it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

33. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

34. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

35. We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

37. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

38. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

42, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

43. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

44, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.

45. Your explanation is covering up, covering up the facts, and the facts are the beginning of evil.

46. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

47. You are sheep tone. You went astray at first, and you can't run back, can you?

48. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.

49. I am a stream that keeps flowing forward, and the stream never stops.

50. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

5 1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life.

52. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi …

54. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

55. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.

58. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

59. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

60. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

6 1, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

63. Does this handsome guy look like me?

65. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

66. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

67. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

iPartment Season 3

1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

4, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.

9. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

12, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13, a tough life needs no explanation!

14, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.

15, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.

16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

17. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

18 I'm Brother Zeng. I told you a letter. I believe in me. ...

19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

23. What's your status? You have an ID card.

24, bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …

25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

29. Your head and ass are upside down again.

30. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

3 1. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting on it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

33. I really want to put a toilet in your brain and wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

34. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

35. We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

37. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

38. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

42, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

43. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

44, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.

45. Your explanation is covering up, covering up the facts, and the facts are the beginning of evil.

46. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

47. You are sheep tone. You went astray at first, and you can't run back, can you?

48. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.

49. I am a stream that keeps flowing forward, and the stream never stops.

50. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

5 1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life.

52. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi …

54. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

55. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.

58. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

59. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

60. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

6 1, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

63. Does this handsome guy look like me?

65. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

66. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

67. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

Ipartment's classic quotations from Lv Ziqiao.

Ipartment's classic quotations from Lv Ziqiao.

1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call three times Zeng Ge back to life.

2, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

3, 1 Wanhe1million is the same, because I don't have it!

4. How can people not be stabbed when they are floating in rivers and lakes? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and my life depends on the trumpet!

5. Say to Meijia: Chen Yuanyuan, you ... Chen, Ping, Ping.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

7. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

8. That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I suddenly realized that something even more terrible had happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

10, Guangu: Isn't commitment romantic?

Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight! ... The Promise is a horror movie!

1 1, did you get your head caught in the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

12, Yifei: You are shameless, you are despicable, and you are unreliable!

Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable?

Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable!

Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable!

Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you! !

Zi Qiao: OK, OK, stop swearing. This is the battle for the president of the United States.

Yifei: Is the Ceng Laoshi Project about to start?

Ipartment's classic lines, Lv Ziqiao's classic quotations, ipartment's classic lines, Lv Ziqiao's classic quotations.

Zi Qiao: Do you want to hear it?

Yifei: Yes.

Zi Qiao: Gee, you said I was bored.

Yifei: Didn't you listen?

Zi Qiao: Listen! Who bored us?

14, Zi Qiao: Huh? This cup has no mouth!

Meijia: You said it backwards.

Zi Qiao (turning over a cup): Not only does it have no mouth, but it also has no bottom.

Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

Looking at the celestial phenomena at night, I vaguely feel that the purple gas is coming from the east, spring is bursting, dragons are flying in the sky, and Feng Haichao.

16, Zi Qiao: narcissism plus brain damage, that's self-mutilation!

17, Xiaoxian: Ziqiao, you are just in time. Tell Zhang Wei, is there more "herself" or "* *" in this world?

Zi Qiao: Of course, it's not just * *.

Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is-knowledge.

19, Zi Qiao: There is no conflict between "helping others" and "being happy".

20. Zi Qiao: Master Guan, we have been old friends for many years. You can't help me this time. If you can bless me to read this difficulty, I swear by Lv Xiaobu that I will never, ever, ever-never surf the Internet again.

2 1, Zi Qiao: If your friend is playing story solitaire, be sure to get involved and never walk away alone. Otherwise, you never know what disgusting role they will assign you!

22. Zi Qiao: You said that she spent ten years digging holes and five years putting up posters?

23. Zi Qiao: Sister-in-law, the green hat stays in my heart.

24. Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

25. Zi Qiao: Zhang Wei, if you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a tomb after your death, it will make up for your regret that you couldn't afford a house before your death.

26. Hard life needs no explanation!

27. Zi Qiao: Don't say that others have brains. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

28. Zi Qiao: This is just the appearance. I tell you, the source of wisdom and life, you should know how to find stories with your eyes. If you look closely, you will find that the third person definitely refers to Ceng Xiaoxian!

Zi Qiao: I told her that I left her because I came from Na Wei. I said my planet needed rebuilding, so I left.

30. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, money makes the mare go.

3 1, Zi Qiao: I volunteered!

32. Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

Zi Qiao: At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

34. Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Later, I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

35. Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds, and the cough has been shattered.

36, the cottage machine, is the cow!

37. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast.

38. Officer, this is too much. We are ambitious young people who are about to fly their ideals in the streets on New Year's Eve, but you brought us here without any evidence. You are killing our ideals. I demand our immediate release.

39. I am a born actor. As soon as I saw the beautiful MM, my eyes widened.

40. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

Ceng Xiaoxian Classic Quotations Love Apartment 3

1, others are holding hands, I am holding my dog, walking and swimming to see who bites people unhappy.

2, there is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview, and no beauty in the broadcast. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

4. My soul has been violated!

5. Is the moon short-circuited?

6. Don't think that the world has abandoned you. It has no time to talk to you.

7. Some people come out of the water when they are tender, but I am timid and bubble when I pinch my nose.

8, hahaha! Tigers don't send cats. You think I'm dying.

9. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

10, nostalgia, not how good that era was, but when you were young.

1 1. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

12, what did you say? You are not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you are really a joke.

13. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

14, there are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and female doctors. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

15, Lisa, you brush tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.

16, remember everyone who is kind to you, because they could not have done so.

17, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

18, she developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!

19, it took me a long time to buy a mobile phone, and I realized that my words were so valuable.

20, I allow you to walk around in my world, but never allow you to run around in my world!

2 1, 1 10,000,110,000 are all the same, because I don't have any!

22. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to be embarrassed for a day!

I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

24. Why do people make the same mistake? There may be only one reason: the last time was not painful enough!

25. In the future, I will marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I can play, I will. If I can't play, I will eat him.

26. If a woman really loves you, she will be angry with you for many things, but she will always stick to you.

27. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

28. If you have a choice, choose the best. If you have no choice, do your best.

29. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched.

30. There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important.

3 1, what feelings lack most is not passion, but persistence after passion.

32. Brother Zeng, resurrect in situ.

33. When I was young, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.

34. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

35. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

36. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.

37. I can't see that you still know. What exactly do you do?

38. There are four and a half people here. What are they afraid of?

39. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live!

40. A perfect man should show his manners and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

4 1, I hate that sometimes I have to pretend as if nothing has happened when I hear something that hurts me to death.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

44. No matter how strong a person is, there is always a soft place in his heart that cannot be touched.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

46, see, irreplaceable, impeccable, unparalleled good man, so happy decision to support such a technical job, who am I?

47. Try not to make any noise if you can.

48. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

49. If cakes can be shaped naturally, why did humans invent ovens?

50. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

5 1, you see, a good man is him, and he is my father.

52. Don't take life too seriously. Anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

53. This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tight and tigers tremble.

54. Mine, hahahahahaha, is called Little King Kong with eyelashes.

I can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

Lisa, this is my roommate, Ji Shen Kwan-gu.

57, strange, such a high chassis can play, is this cat's legs longer than mine!

58. Oh, I see. You put Bibishuang in the coffin to save face.

59, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at them for not being open.

60. Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.

6 1. If my life is a movie, you are a pop-up advertisement.

62. Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!

63. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

64. I can't please everyone because not everyone is human.

65. It's like Joe's hair.

66. When something goes wrong, it always goes wrong.

67. Sometimes, you choose to let go, not because you can't persist, but because you find that some things are doomed to be impossible.

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

69. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

70. I'm not a customer service person. You have no right to ask my sister to answer this and that.

7 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

73. I took your photo as a desktop on a whim, and TMD was infected with a computer virus.

74. If you don't fucking talk to me, you'll be singing downstairs tonight.

75. Everything will take longer than you expected.

76. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

Friendship can be further transformed into love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

78. Nothing is as simple as it seems.

79. Life is a process of constantly discovering that you were a fool.

80. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.