High school English jokes with translation, short stories

1. Hey, pull my finger!

Oh, I’m going to fart! (Americans use pull my finger when they hint to others that they are about to fart, which is a very authentic American saying!)

2. I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress .

I don’t care if it’s on sale right now! $300 for a designer dress is too expensive!

3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

Oh! Don't stop and ask for directions, I'm sure you can find your way there.

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

Dear, do you think this outfit makes my butt look too small?

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m done with “we’re just friends”.

6. Ohh, this diamond is way to big!

Oh! This diamond is so big!

7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

Can we not talk to each other tonight?

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

Ah? Today is our wedding anniversary?

1. We never talk anymore.

People will never talk to you again!

2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

Oh! What football game to watch on Monday night? Let's watch "Left Over the Sea"! (A TV series that girls love very much.)

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

When I get up, I want to help you get something. What?

5. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

Oh! Anthony Badras and Brad Pitt? I must watch that movie!

6. Here honey, you use the remote.

Here, honey, you use the remote.

1. Betty: "I fell last night, unconscious for eight hours."

Betty: "I fell last night and was unconscious for eight hours."

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Hetty: "How dreadful! Where did you fall?"

Hetty: "How dreadful! Where did you fall? "

Betty: "I fell asleep."

Betty: "I fell asleep." ”

2. Tommy: “Are flies good to eat?”

Tommy: “Are flies good to eat?” ”

Dad: "I don't think so. Why do you ask?"

Dad: "I don't think so. Why do you ask?"

Dad: "I don't think so. Why do you ask?" Why do you ask? "

Tommy: "There was one in your pie."

Tommy: "There was one in your pie." "

3. Mother: "Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?"

Mother: "Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?"

Mother: "Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?" "

Johnny: "Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness', and I turned in an blank sheet of paper."

Johnny: "Teacher told us to write an essay on 'The Result of Laziness', and I turned in an blank sheet of paper." We wrote an essay "The Consequences of Laziness" and I handed in a blank piece of paper. ”

4. I was putting cream on my face when my little girl asked what I was doing. I explained that it was good for wrinkles.

When I put cream on my face , my youngest daughter asked me what I was doing. I explained that this cream is good for wrinkles.

"It's sure doing a great job, mommy," she replied. "You are getting more of them." /p>

She replied, "Mom, it must be working. You are getting more and more wrinkles. ”

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