A classic joke to amuse your girlfriend.

A classic joke to amuse your girlfriend.

A classic joke to amuse girlfriend:

1, what a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood ~

The most ambiguous thing between men and women is to borrow something, and if you borrow one, you will have two chances to meet.

3, eating goods is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

4, thousands of miles to send goose feathers, gasoline costs are too high.

5. Those who forward their horoscope features all day are growling in their hearts? Those who despise me are bastards! ?

6. if you want to break into the enemy's rear, you must first lurk in its QQ group?

7. There was a way to do things, but there were more people leaving, so it was blocked.

8. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one when it's critical.

9, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

10, I hate less when I use books and more when I lose weight.

1 1. No matter how difficult it is, it is better to lead resolutely.

12, don't underestimate slippers, it is simply a model of humiliation.

Classic joke to amuse girlfriend 2:

1. If I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them.

2, online can be seen as single, waiting for people to hook up; When you leave, sneaking around is something, for fear of being disturbed. As for offline, the situation is more complicated?

3. Taobao shopkeepers introduce the fabric of their clothes: this fabric is full of elasticity, comparable to the elastic surface of Jinmailang.

There is a fierce animal called. Penguin? It is not only a program terminator, predator, but also a terminator.

There is a kind of clothes that everyone has, but has never worn. What is this? The emperor's new clothes

6. Bad luck is like Tetris. Irregular events keep falling suddenly. You must decide where to put them in a short time. Worst of all, sometimes we haven't figured out where to put it, and new troubles follow.

7. The shadow of a person is actually the soul. The shadow looks dark, which means you are in good health and have a thick soul. Shadow is light. Do you mean you? The soul is pale.

8. The spider said: QQ is online every day. Why haven't you seen PLMM? The flashing head is either a fly or a mosquito.

9. The white line of the stock index hesitates and suddenly drops, such as a rocket launching into the sky. However, the monitor's upper edge blocked his upward steps, and he bowed his noble head helplessly and lay there, panting.

10, Jeremy Lin is the Taiwan Province People's Investment Conference of iPhone with domestic accessories; What the people of China expect; But the core is American technology and software. After all, it is an American brand, and it has nothing to do with China!

1 1. Zombies and babies are really alike. They all have messy hair, broken teeth, strong appetite, strong aggression, unstable walking and messy clothes. And they don't distinguish between good and evil, keep you awake at night, and have the ability to turn others into zombies.

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