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Can I buy something that is sold directly on TV? Can you believe in cost performance and quality?
Never buy it.
Nowadays, TV shopping is very popular in China. There are CCTV and local TV stations, all of which introduce TV shopping products in large quantities for money. As we all know, most products have no market, so we can only rely on TV shopping to please the audience and cheat money. Do you think dopod's mobile phone Sony Canon will sell TV directly? The brand that sells TV directly is disgusting. I have never heard of it.
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Sorry, the beginning is heavy. I want to ask everyone who can read this article a few questions:
1, engaged in TV shopping industry, besides money, what is your ideal?
2. Do you have your work rules and principles at work? What can you do and what can't you do? What's the bottom line?
3. Do you feel guilty and uneasy in the face of the current situation of TV shopping industry, especially the complaints from consumers?
Everyone is looking for development in his career. The development of TV shopping industry is to start your own company and be the boss. Have you ever thought about the professionalism and prospects of the industry?
5. Have you ever thought about quitting this industry? Is there often a time when there is no hope?
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There seem to be many reasons to ask. I once faced the Revelation of TV Shopping Survival and shared my inner feelings with you. I was confused and contradictory at that time, and I deeply blamed myself. Besides, I am very busy and tired at work. I remember saying something like this:
"TV shopping, to a certain extent, enlightened the new consumption pattern of telephone ordering in China, and laid the foundation for the future development of TV shopping. Because of the national conditions, there may be some problems in one way or another at the beginning of development, so that all people who want to get rich overnight in China are crowded in. Here, I don't want to say too much about the current right and wrong of TV shopping, nor do I want to comment on the future direction of TV shopping. It will get better and better in the end. Here, I just want to say that over the years, the development of TV shopping in China and the various embarrassing situations it faces, in fact, the most crucial thing is the living conditions of insiders! "
It can be said that this is the only process that the characteristics of China bring to TV shopping. At the beginning of any industry development, there will always be chaos for a period of time, and then, look for loopholes and gradually standardize. This is not the characteristic of TV shopping, and it may exist in all industries to some extent. Ok, let's not talk about this, and continue to discuss our TV shopping with China characteristics.
consumption goods
Once in a forum, such a topic was opened up. Whether you are a buyer of TV shopping products or a viewer of TV shopping advertisements, you can express your views and talk about it. Therefore, consumers are consumers. If you just buy products, you may not have so many opinions. After all, people who really understand this industry know the current situation of the industry, and most of them will not buy it. They just watch advertisements after work. What is even more rare is that TV shopping can rise to a level of appreciation and pursuit. Compared with talking about "Mr. Hou has eight hearts and eight swords", in order to continue, some people actually paid for Mr. Hou's performance. The second is that things are good and bad. The key is to cultivate the best actor who always wins Golden Horse. Ha ha, as I said, the following is a netizen's ramble about TV shopping:
"Now TV shopping can be said to be rampant, and products that start TV direct selling emerge in an endless stream, and there are many ways to gain weight and lose weight. But if you look closely, it is simply insulting everyone's vision and wisdom.
Let's look at the advertisement for losing weight first. There is a product introduction that can burn fat. Put a piece of butter in a frying pan for an experiment, and it turns out that it is difficult to melt (I suspect there is no fire at all), and then cut the butter into pieces to prove that their products can burn off the fat in the body piece by piece. Another product is better than B. Put a piece of fat pork on a vibrator, and soon all the oil in the pork will flow out. This is a fucking joke. In addition, a number of successful users of these products appeared and agreed. Looking at the original contrast photos, obese people become like models. I really admire the faces of some people now.
There is also a freckle remover, which can actually remove the patterns on colorful goldfish. I really admire the creativity of those guys. Also, you are not convinced to see a short man being pulled up by a stretcher 5- 10 cm at once. There are too many such magical things, some of which have been exposed, but they are still being played repeatedly, which is really insulting the brains of China people in broad daylight! "
To tell the truth, I once doubted the IQ of China people. I can believe such a low-level idea and sell it, which shows this point. This is similar to the promotion and pyramid selling of health products in previous years.
People in the industry often talk about:
"Women's money is the best to earn. As the saying goes, a lie will become truth if told a thousand times. It didn't work this time. After a while, the same goods will be sold in a different brand and package, and they will have to go to work. Women are impulsive! "
Suddenly, I remembered a sentence that Brother Dao (the thief in the crazy stone) said, comforting all those who have been hurt by TV shopping: You not only lied to my woman, but also insulted my IQ!
Businessman's article
There are many TV shopping merchants, but nothing more than these, and their business methods are roughly the same. Judging from the current mobile phone advertising, except for the concept of continuous renovation, all advertising spots and forms are surprisingly similar. No, to be exact, it is the result of constant plagiarism. It can be said that this is also a major feature! Deception is innocent, plagiarism is reasonable! Today you may be a creative person, tomorrow you may be a plagiarist!
Tv shopping: we are creating deception, creating a black-and-white IQ, and a more vulgar culture!
There is also a more funny phenomenon: consumers ordered a certain product through TV advertisements, but actually received another set of products with roughly the same function. Some people may understand the mystery. A large number of company orders have been stolen, and they have been sneaking around for a little personal gain. In this industry, after several years, nothing can be done without making money. When the society becomes more and more obvious, it is reflected in this industry.
Return visit is an extension of large shopping companies under the premise of repeated rectification in the industry. Customers who have bought the company's products are regarded as a gold mine waiting to be developed. Therefore, a return visit came into being to find more suitable products for further promotion. The spectacular scene is that a customer may receive dozens of phone calls a day, thus disrupting your quiet life. Maybe you are still worried about the quality and use of the products you buy, and there are many phone calls every day.
There is such a news: Mr. Du, a citizen of a city, reported that he bought a mobile phone through the TV shopping channel. Unexpectedly, sales calls and letters poured in, which made Mr. Du feel quite distressed.
Mr. Du introduced that about a month ago, he took a fancy to a mobile phone on the TV shopping column, and immediately contacted the merchant by ordering the phone, leaving his home address and landline phone number. But not long after receiving the mobile phone, Mr. Du's family inexplicably received some letters selling goods, introducing food toys or clothing jewelry. What bothers Mr. Du most is that his family often receives discount promotion calls, and sometimes he will receive voice calls at two or three in the middle of the night, which makes Mr. Du very annoyed.
Since everything happened after buying a mobile phone, Mr. Du thinks it is strange that the mobile phone dealer who bought TV shopping. But after he called, the other party said that there was absolutely no disclosure of customer information. "Now I dare not answer the phone at first sight." Mr. Du said helplessly, because there is no evidence to confirm his guess, it is difficult for him to investigate the responsibility of the mobile phone dealer now. Therefore, he wants to remind other consumers not to disclose personal information when shopping.
This is a typical return visit phenomenon, which has brought troubles to consumers. What's more, all the orders have been stolen now. Tv shopping is generally cash on delivery, and you can't open the box for inspection without payment. Some time ago, there was such a news that a lady bought a favorite mobile phone through TV shopping and received the goods a few days later. The delivery man said that she couldn't open the bag without paying the money, so she was in a hurry to pay the money. The delivery man took the money and left quickly.
TV shopping chaos, chaos must be cured, I think, under the siege of policy, from the inside out, we are all self-destructive, TV shopping, there is still plenty of time.
Final article
TV shopping used to be the creator of the myth of profiteering. Now that profiteering has come to an end, a series of bans have been issued to rectify the industry and move towards a standardized future. But now, it's getting worse, the river is gone, and the scenery is gone.
Domestic mobile phones, which also live on the edge of life and death, chose TV shopping with no concept of the future under the pressure of international giants, and finally made a lot of money in a crazy tout. However, complaints about mobile phones in TV shopping have surged recently, and negative reports have continued. TV shopping mobile phone is coming to an end. Tv shopping, where to go? Or live forever in the fire?
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