There is such a joke. I have forgotten most of the content. Please help me find it.

The buns and the noodles had a fight, but because the buns were too meaty,

The noodles beat him to pieces.

So when they left, they dropped the noodles. One sentence: 'Don't leave if you're so brave, I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson'

Baozi went to make an appointment with fried dumplings, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was going to find some noodles to talk about.

They met instant noodles on the road.

Baozi and others surrounded the instant noodles and beat them severely.

After the instant noodles were beaten indiscriminately,

Ask Baozi why he hit him?

Baozi replied: Noodles, don’t think that I won’t recognize you if you perm your hair!

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Part 2

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After the instant noodles were smashed by sea

I felt very unhappy, so I teamed up with rice noodles. Udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles

Going to find steamed buns to settle the score

Unexpectedly, I met xiaolongbao on the road

Instant noodles are fine After watching it for a while, he said: Brothers, come on!

The instant noodles were flattened even harder

After finishing flattening the steamed buns, the tribesmen walked away

Then others People asked about Instant Noodles and said: You were so hard-working just now. We didn’t know you hated him so much.

Instant Noodles said: I just wanted to have a little K.

I didn’t expect that he would still do it. Pretending to be cute and wearing children's clothes...the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

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Part 3

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After finishing the instant noodles and sea-bian dumplings, , the more I thought about it, the more angry I became,

Because I wanted to have a continuation of the stall, I went to look for Xiao Long Bao together with other people again,

Unexpectedly, I met Gu Bao on the road,

Wow! Instant Noodles roared furiously and took the lead.

The beating made Zhongmian feel a little cruel.

Zhongmian pulled Instant Noodles away and asked it: " Why are you so angry?"

Instant Noodles said: "It's too much. Just pretend to be cute and part my hair in the middle..."

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Part 4

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After Xiao Long Bao knew why he was beaten...

Feeling I felt very wronged...

So I told the situation to the vegetable buns, bean paste buns, fried buns, pickled cabbage buns...

'You stay here. Let's go find them. The guy who permed his hair...

They were very angry and went to find instant noodles to settle the score...

On the way, they met rice noodles...

So they were very angry He repaired the rice noodles...

When he left, he said, 'Brother, your hair is permed. You should just stay at home...

Don't look at people because they are cute.. They are mentally unbalanced..**!!'

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Part 5

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Speaking of which, Baozi was raped last time After a meal of bad noodles, I felt depressed.

So I found some steamed buns, vegetable buns, fried buns, soup dumplings, etc. and went to eat hot pot together to get rid of the bad luck.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Enoki mushrooms.

The Bao people beat the Enoki mushrooms indiscriminately.

Leaved a message saying: "Don't think that I can't recognize you because you are wearing a hat." Come on! ”

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Part 6

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Speaking of the noodle clan and the bun clan, the two clans have deep grudges.

The two parties often fight each other because they don't like each other.

One day, a group of people from the Mian tribe were wandering on the road and saw the barbecued pork buns left alone.

The enemies met. Wai was jealous, remembering the previous grievances between Instant Noodles and others,

Without saying a word, he beat up the barbecued pork buns severely,

The noodles shouted while beating... ...

"Hit me hard, don't let him go just because he vomits blood!!"

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Part 7

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Poor Barbeque Pork Baozi went to Baozi for help with a bloody head and bruises all over his body

In anger, Baozi went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake

The war was about to break out, and passers-by ran away one after another

Only one person was seen walking leisurely on the road: Fries

A group of people didn't say a word, and the group of people beat and kicked the Fries without saying a word. Tiao gave him a good beating

Baozi's anger was still not extinguished, so he slapped his feet again and said: "You dare to wear it after beating someone

Go shopping in glittering glory! Thank you Bian! Keep calling me. ”

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Part 8

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It makes no sense after the fries were beaten,

He went to his good friend, Banana Tiao, to complain.

When Banana Tiao heard this, he felt that the noodles were dragging down the French fries.

So he went to find knife-cut noodles, ramen noodles and hollow noodles. Fan went to the Baozi clan to settle the situation.

Unexpectedly, he met Rouwan on the way.

These noodle clan beat Rouball to the ground without knowing the right thing.

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When leaving, Banana said:

"Next time, if you haven't practiced your invisibility well, don't come out and be seen by me. With the translucent buns, you will be discovered immediately." ! ”

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Part 9

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Speaking of the ongoing street war between noodles and steamed buns

It has killed many innocent people Passers-by suffered disaster

Even became part of the war

On this day

The two major groups of noodles and steamed buns fought again on the streets

I saw an innocent passerby being beaten by both sides at the same time

It aroused the sympathy of many onlookers...

Passerby A: "What's going on? Why?" The two sides joined forces to beat up a passerby?"

Passenger B: "I heard it was because that person's stance was unclear."

Passenger A: "Is it that serious?"

Passer B: "No way, who calls him a 'bread bun'?"

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Part 10

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Speaking of Baozi and The knots in the noodles are getting deeper and deeper

Whenever two groups of people take to the streets to seek revenge

Pedestrians must avoid them

One day when the Noodles family was blocking the road

Spaghetti saw the steamed buns across the street

He shouted, "Don't leave if you have the guts!"

He rushed across the street and smashed the steamed buns with his brothers. After a meal

The dying steamed bun said, "You...why did you hit me?"

Spaghetti replied fiercely, "You think I can't recognize you if you have a face lift?" ? 4 buns!