Tell a joke!

1, there is a psycho who got a pistol from nowhere. He is walking in a small black alley. Suddenly I met a young man, and the mental derangement pressed him to the ground without saying anything, pointing a gun at his head! Question: What is 1+ 1=? The young man was frightened! Meditate for a long time. Answer: equal to 2? That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then I pulled the gun in my arms and said coldly, you know too much.

2. A man goes to the hospital for a health check-up. The nurse took the needle to draw blood for him. A armor looked at the shiny needle and couldn't help asking, "Will it hurt?" I'm afraid of pain! The nurse said, "Don't worry, I have been a nurse for more than 20 years." ... "Someone said," Great, I'm relieved! "Then the nurse put the needle down and only heard a scream like killing a pig. The nurse slowly connected:" It doesn't hurt. "

I bought a bottle of juice in the convenience store that day. I took a few sips and felt a little fishy. I immediately took it back to the convenience store and said that they sell futures!

Although the factory date on the surface of the bottle was torn when I bought it for me, there was no proof of the factory date, but after several hours of bombing! The boss was full of grievances and threw me an extra bottle!

I went home and brushed my teeth, only to find that my gums were bleeding. ....

Pig Bajie was making out with Chang 'e on the moon when suddenly a dark shadow passed by. Pig Bajie hurried out with a rake and came back after a while, saying, Damn it, Yang Liwei. ......

Teacher: "Xiao Ming, please come up and do this quadratic equation."

Xiao Ming: "Teacher ~ ~ ~ I only have one dollar ..."

6. Once upon a time, there was a man named Shuang.

He is dead.

On the day of the funeral.

His family cried and said

Cool ... cool. '

Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?"

The family cried:' Great ... awesome! !