Classic chat quotations

2. He turned out to be a "recluse".

3. How do you feel so vicissitudes?

4. How much you love and hate.

5. It's a little hard to understand, but it makes sense.

6. Are you there? Why didn't I see you online?

7. Being anonymous avoids disaster and being invisible avoids trouble.

8. My heart beats all the time, and I am everywhere.

9. Wow, it's hard to understand. Do you study philosophy?

1. How can crying and laughing be the same? Go to hell!

11. Stupid men want to get married and stupid women want to lose weight.

12. I miss you at every moment and love you every day!

13. A yellow-faced wife is easy to find, but a confidante is hard to find.

14. I'm starting to sweat. You are really awesome!

15. Time does not necessarily lead to love, but it will definitely see people's hearts.

16. Don't you know that "the small is hidden in the wild, and the big is hidden in the city"?

17. It's cool, but people can't have no feelings!

18. Well, words of wisdom, have you ever been hurt emotionally?

19. Bitterness and pleasure are both wealth, and life and death should be gorgeous.

2. Sweat and bleed without tears, and make tea in bars without picking up girls.

21. Everyone is a monster, and every word is truth.

22. The days with you are romantic even if they are ordinary!

23. It's really tiring to talk to you. In fact, you don't understand women's hearts.

24. Benign * * is beneficial and malignant * * is harmful.

25. Well, that makes sense. Do you have a girlfriend?

26. It's hard to hide a person's face without knowing his heart.

27. Have you ever felt bad about my persistence for a moment?

28. In the days without you, I will cherish myself more.

29. When people who love to laugh cry, they tear their hearts out more than anyone else.

3. How much truth does a simple "hehe" cover?

31. A literate person may not have a diploma, and a person without a diploma may not have no education.

32. The smaller the achievement, the more arrogant it is, and the greater the achievement, the more modest it is.

33. Rich people despise money, while poor people value it.

34. I am very confident because confidence is free.

35. A good woman is called a good wife and mother, and a good man is called a good husband and a good father.

36. Women play with men with emotional intelligence, while men play with women with IQ.

37. Don't play with love at all, and don't trust men at all.

38. There are no lewd men and no women with bad money.

39. Those who study literature are all fools, while those who study philosophy are all lunatics.

4. Men are good at sweet words, while women like to spend time together.

41. Marriage is an advertisement of * *, and girlfriend is a certificate of cohabitation.

42. Being honest with dishonest people is stupid and honest.

43. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.

44. That's brilliant. Do you often pick up girls online like this?

45. We are just two sides of a piece of paper. How can we separate?

46. People who have no fame and fortune value fame and fortune, while those who have fame and fortune despise fame and fortune.

47. You are everything in the days with you, and everything is you in the days without you.

48. Whether you are sad or not is your own fault, and whether you are sad or not is a heart.

49. A big woman can't be without power for a day, and a little woman can't be without money for a day.

5. People are brain cells on the earth, and brain cells are people on the brain.

51. If you have no feelings for me, it is a fact that God doesn't believe.

52. When two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

53. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll have an extra bottle if I open the lid!

54. Women have experienced vicissitudes because of maturity, while men have matured because of vicissitudes.

55. Have you ever heard the story that "the big pig said yes and the little pig said no"?

56. In this world, there will always be more people watching your jokes than caring about you.

57. The terrible thing about stupid people is not their stupidity, but their cleverness.

58. People who look down on themselves when they have no money will look down on others when they have money.

59. Lazy people can finish what they do today, and diligent people can finish what they do tomorrow.

6. Only enemies disguised as friends, not friends disguised as enemies.

61. As I become more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

62. If you have a big belly one day, I will still cook dinner for you!

63. Women want men to show their hearts, while men want women to show their bodies.

64. Love and hate are lonely air, and crying and laughing express the same meaning.

65. A good man becomes better when he has money, and a bad man becomes worse when he has money.

66. The sincerity on the outside is short-lived, but the sincerity on the inside is lasting.

67. Steaming steamed bread in sauna is not about fame and fortune, and playing guitar and cotton is not about feelings.

68. Geniuses are all abnormal people, and abnormal people are not necessarily geniuses.

69. When men come to their senses and women come to their senses, the world will naturally be peaceful.

7. I refused so many ambiguities just for an uncertain future.

71. Some people get smarter the more they read, while others get smarter the less they read.

72. Most people only do three things in their life: deceiving themselves, deceiving others and being bullied.

73. It's not the young couple who are envious, but the couple who helped the old.

74. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, and you ignore me.

75. Benign abnormal people benefit society, while malignant abnormal people endanger society.

76. Men are driven by sexual desire to find a girlfriend, while women are driven by * * to find a boyfriend.

77. I can't find my tie again, didn't you find the rag yesterday?

78. I won't watch you jump into the kang. I'll close my eyes.

79. Men's pain begins with marriage, while women's pain begins with knowing men.

8. God, living with you will kill me. No one will marry you.

81. I have never been reduced to an excellent college student, relying on my strong quality.

82. Meeting you is a mistake, falling in love with you is a mistake, and leaving you is a mistake.

83. I don't want to delete you, just to see how you write for that man or woman.

84. How many people post WeChat signatures or circle of friends just for someone to see?

85. I loved you, and I am in love with you. It is so deep and unforgettable!

86. Simple people say they know what they know, while mature people say they don't know what they know.

87. Money is the most versatile tool in the world, and human beings are the most complicated life in the world.

88. I don't know if I will meet you in the next life, so I will love you more in this life.

89. When I was young, I had to smoke behind my father's back. When I grew up, I had to hide from my son.

9. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

91. A sincere person should tell the truth when telling lies, and a hypocritical person should tell lies when telling the truth.

92. You walked in willfully, and then walked away gently, leaving behind the temperature and regret.

93. It is said that the certificate contains a certain amount of gold. I burned the certificate, but I didn't find the iron filings.

94. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, just like on the equator.

95. If confession is a kind of harm, I choose lies. If lies are also hurt, I choose silence.

96. I never eat duck's tongue. What I take out of the duckbill is so dirty. I want to eat scrambled eggs.

97. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right. If being right is equal to not having you, I would rather be wrong all my life.

98. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror. In old age, the mirror is even.

99. I took the initiative to find you, which means that I really value you. I really don't know if I am still important in your heart.

1. A man in love often says that he is willing to go to hell for her. When he got married, he really went to hell.

11. Going home at six o'clock is a poor man, going home at nine o'clock is an alcoholic, going home at midnight is a goat, and going home at dawn is a gambler.

12. You ask me how much I love you. I can't answer, because you have to tell me how long your life is.

13. Fulfillment does not mean giving up, but insisting on true love. Fulfilling you is also the beginning of fulfilling yourself.

14. The front waves of the Yangtze River push the back waves, and the back waves die on the beach. The front wave accidentally looked back and was pushed to death on the beach.

15. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

16, life is like a trip, you don't have to care about the destination, what you care about is the scenery along the way and the mood to see the scenery.

17. We have endless talk under the covers, but we are too lazy to say a word when we are face to face, just like strangers.

18. You are very creative. It is your courage to live, and ugliness is not your will. Without you, who can claim the beauty of the world?

19. There is no need to argue with your girlfriend. She is wrong. If you let her go, she will appreciate you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

11. A good man is always suffering from bronchitis. It's not that he is afraid of you, but that he really wants to make you happy and doesn't want to make you angry!

111. How are you? Don't be angry anymore. If you're still unhappy, just call me, okay? I want to tell you that I really love you. Really?

112. Only after reading you can you learn beauty, and only after knowing you can you know love. I know beauty, so I am intoxicated with you; I know love, so it's hard to get together again!

113, when the breeze blows my long hair, I stand alone at the top of the mountain, so lonely, just waiting for the distant people who miss me hard.

114. My greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day, and stay together until we are old, so that we can't go anywhere.

115. In my heart, it's sometimes big and can be used to punt, but it's so small for you and me, because it's just you and me, isn't it?

116, I got a perfect you, a real you, an incomparable you, a you who wants to pour out my love with all my heart!

117. You are such a baking man, just like a firefly in the night, so bright and outstanding. So, please go away during the day.

118, different times, different places, different people, the same only you and me; Time is changing, space is changing, and the only thing that remains unchanged is my infinite yearning for you!

119. I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting for you to find a good reason not to let me wait for you. In our imperfect life, we need some unnecessary waste.

12. On a cold night, I raised my hand and breathed a sigh of relief, which reminds me of your hand. It only needs my warm hand to tell you that you are already a part of me.

121. Without you, my world is colorless; Without you, there are no white clouds in my sky; Without you, my body has no soul; Without you, my life is only tragedy!

122. Do you believe that there can be true friendship between men and women? The kind of friendship that is calm, stable and completely trustworthy and interdependent? I believe. Because only by believing is it possible.