Jokes about monkeys

Once upon a time, a monkey found a card on his way home. Out of curiosity, the monkey picked up the card and jumped into the tree. Who knows, bang, the monkey was hit by lightning. The monkey picked up the card again and saw that it was an IP card.

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A group of monkeys, end to end, tried to catch the moon in the river repeatedly, but never succeeded. A silly little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" The Monkey King said seriously, "Didn't you see it? We have been working hard. "

When the monkey entered the cornfield, the next petal of his right hand was placed under his left armpit, and he found a better one, so the next petal of his left hand was placed under his right armpit, and so on. The monkey was busy for a long time, but there was no sign of stopping. This is the monkey on sentry duty: "OK, OK, have you found a good one?" The monkey with corn petals turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" "

It is said that once the animals in the forest held a party. Organized by monkeys, pigs, kittens, puppies, lambs, deer and many other animals participated. Everyone finally agreed to cross the river. So everyone found a boat and rowed to the other side. When the boat rowed to the middle of the river, a strong wind suddenly blew on the river and the boat staggered and capsized. At this time, the monkey thought, if the boat capsized, I wouldn't be able to swim, and I couldn't live if I fell. Someone has to make a sacrifice and go down by himself. So he thought of a way.

& ltbr & gt The monkey said to everyone, "It's windy. If the ship is bad, it will sink. We must have someone go down. " In this way, none of us tell jokes. If a person doesn't laugh at this joke, he will be thrown into the river. "Everyone agreed. The monkey was the first to tell a very interesting joke, and everyone laughed from ear to ear except the pig. I can't help it. The monkey was thrown down. The second one was told by a lamb. Similarly, the jokes told by the lamb are also very interesting. But the pig still didn't laugh, and the lamb was thrown down. At this time, it's the kitten's turn. The kitten is worried. Is this little pig intentional? . Just as he thought. The little pig burst out laughing. Everyone is puzzled. Ask him what he's laughing at. The pig said, "That joke told by Brother Monkey is really funny. hahaha. . "

Monkeys and goats perform tightrope walking together. As soon as the monkey jumped on the goat's back, he shouted, Brother Yang, don't shake, I'm dizzy! "I don't want to shake, shake, who the fuck connected the wire and electrified it?"