Who has a joke about Sean?

Some oranges, boss's shit! (super funny)

A boss who never plays big cards.

Apply when QQ is full, boss.

Even if you are tired, you will answer the phone of orange gentleman, boss.

Know the boss of Juzijun

Boss who likes orange

Dear boss, you have trained oranges very well.

It's just that some people are spoiled by you

Dear boss.

Please drag it down.

We don't blame you.

Thank God for giving Orange Jun such a good boss.

You are the champion of orange heart.

orange

The leader of a gang ........................

Fool's shit

1. The boss will return to Beijing after the game. This is the first time for Xiang to come to Beijing. He thinks there will be something new. Xiang actually patted the toilet door! He also said that the toilets in Beijing are so big that both the agent and the fast man laughed!

2. Xianger said: There are many cars in Beijing, and the eighteen bends of the mountain road in Beijing make me dizzy. (Xiang, you really can't enjoy it. Besides, Xiang lives in Beijing and doesn't know how to pay the utilities. What a pity!

The boss hasn't posted it for a long time, which makes us very worried. The reason is: I forgot my password before I got it back!

At the signing ceremony, there was a sea of red. The boss asked the clerk, how much do so many balloons cost? (silly boss, you are a star! Still worried about so much)

The signing ceremony in Beijing is very popular. Boss: Many people came today. Can you sign it for a while? Assistant: No, you have to shoot. Boss: Then I have to sign it quickly! I'm so sorry about our oranges. In the hotel, the boss ignored the stop and used the meal time to reissue oranges! A relative called the boss and asked him to add her. The boss deleted a family member Q! You are so stupid! I don't know how to refuse)

6. A relative knew the boss's phone number and called. He always tries to say a few words on the phone. He told his boss not to answer the phone and turned off the phone. The boss agreed. After a long time, the boss answered and asked him why he didn't turn off his phone. Boss: Because I talked to you on the phone, many oranges know Xiang's phone number, which is very troublesome. The assistant asked the boss to change the number, but the boss refused for oranges.

7. The boss said that his English name was xiang, and he didn't understand the meaning of sofa at first. I don't know how to send photos to the post bar. The boss is always unpunctual.

8. The boss was diagnosed as "nervous deafness". He said with a smile that someone has taken care of him these days.

Boss: Where am I? They all whisper and take care of me.

Martial arts: We are afraid of being bad to him, because if we don't talk to him, the loud voice will affect him. Everyone is for their own good. I believe his strength will be good.

Boss: (love acting) I didn't hear you speak louder.

Martial arts: I said that your strength is definitely no problem. I hope you won't be affected.

Boss: Oh, I have already eaten.

9. Xiao Pang: Welcome back. Now let's interview Sean. How are you feeling?

Boss: I don't feel very impulsive. .....

10. The boss said, "I've always had the fantasy of being the champion of the week. No, no, dream! " （......)

1 1. The host asked him how his skills were.

Boss: I used to play football badly. In fact, I am very good at it, even if I can score goals without a goalkeeper.

12. Moderator: "What will you do if you can't sleep under pressure?"

Boss: "I can't sleep. If I can't sleep, I will pretend to sleep!" " " (。 . . . . . . . . . . )

13. Reporter: Is Sean handsome today?

Fans: handsome! Very handsome!

Boss: This one is handsome, too. ..

Fans: More manly.

Boss: (grabs clothes and smells) It always smells like a man.

14. Sean: When I was in high school, my classmates and classmates chased me ... "(schoolmate hahahaha)

15. Reporter: Small eyes are very attractive in Korea now.

Sean: Really? It has been popular for many years. I think it's out of date for me to go to Korea now.

16. Sean said to Well Lee: Oh, never mind. Your champion of the week is the same as mine.

Wang Ye: Let's do it one by one.

Sean: Then you should go first.

Wang Ye: You first.

Sean looked serious: I will come next week, and you will come next week.

17. Moderator: Sean, I heard that your fan name is quite interesting. It's called orange, right?

Sean: Yeah, right ~ ~

Moderator: It seems that you think it should be called. . . . . .

Sean (laughs): I don't think so, but everyone suggests calling it "Lotus Lantern" ~

Host: = = Is it because your own name is Sean?

Sean (laughing): Yes, today some people call it "Liu Huan" (= = Who said that? What's the name of the mess? )

Moderator (confused): Why is it called "Liu Huan"? (I also want to know ~ ~ ~)

Sean (laughs): ~ ~ Because the song Lotus Lantern was sung by Liu Huan ~ ~ ~ (~

18. Just got back from the Hangzhou canvassing party, the boss said in his video diary, "I just went to the Hangzhou canvassing party, which was very bad because I broke my voice. Well, the response was still very good, and I didn't blame me or anything." I just wanted to say that the boss is still normal. . . . . )

The boss went on to say, "the funniest thing is the fans of delay, who are holding the green flag." . . ? ), running like a protest at the airport. "

19. happy camp, boss wants to do push-ups. There is a leak in the collar. The boss grabbed the collar and said, "I'm afraid to get naked." It killed me.

Boss, you can be more girly.

Erwa is really good for oranges. How can she be so good?

Weibo: A mango worker's # Sean #. It's really hard. . . However, I found that # Sean is really good to fans. All day, our house is orange, our house is orange. Sometimes I sleep in uniform. He tried his best to satisfy any request of his fans. I remember a fan gave him a bottle of stars, paper cranes and so on. He often pours it out and counts it. Ha ha. You are all warm after listening to it.

Second brother is actually a chatterbox.

Every time I watch a program, my second brother actually has a lot of words to cut.

The director said that the broadcast would damage the image of the second brother.

A complete idea. . .

However, there are many jokes that are particularly funny.

Because the text was cut off. Boss. You are my boss. How did the melancholy on the stage come from?

Someone asked: Why do you never punctuate your articles?

Some second thoughts: because. . . . . . . . .

The lyrics are all punctuation marks.

From a humble person and a fragrant person: It is particularly rainy and a little cold in Beijing today. Honey, what is the extra rain? It's so cute. )

Well Lee and Chen Xiang Orange have lunch together, and Chen Xiang eats while watching Journey to the West. ? Well Lee was deeply moved when he ate the box lunch. You said, Sean, why should we sing? ? Sean: Purdue ... I'm the only one in the morning. Twenty-two really don't talk.