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What do southerners know after they come into contact with the Northeast?
The first weather, at the beginning, felt particularly good at home, with four distinct seasons. My first year in Northeast China was winter. At that time, when I was walking, I saw that most people wrapped themselves up from head to toe, wearing masks and hats, and even wrapped their faces and necks with scarves. My first feeling at that time was, what happened? Then I slowly felt how cold it was! Mainly the wind. The northeast wind is bitterly cold. When the wind blows on you, your heart will stop for a moment. It's no exaggeration. Of course, the climate is getting warmer now, and it's not so cold.
Second degree, studying in the northeast, never seen the world. Because the people in my village have just entered junior high school, the northeast people think they speak pure Mandarin. They also asked me what southerners said, whether I didn't speak Mandarin in class, and what you said. I always thought they were really Mandarin. Later, after a long time, I found a classmate doing a program on TV, full of Northeast dialect, much worse than Mandarin. I gradually found that there are many dialects in Northeast China and Dalian dialect, which I can't understand. Each dialect has its own characteristics. When one side speaks, the other side will conserve water and soil, and no one should look down on speaking. China culture is profound …
Third, I used to have central heating, and I prefer Dakang in Northeast China. Once I went to the village, I liked it. It's a long time and the weather is warm. At that time, I wondered why our hometown didn't press one. That's great.
Fourth, many people in Northeast China think that people in Hunan can eat spicy food. Do you think you can eat Chili as a meal and eat whatever you want? In fact, for example, I like spicy food, but I like spicy food.
Fifth, many people in Northeast China are only children, and there are fewer children who prefer sons to daughters than in South China. When they have children, they give them the best and pay attention to training. Parents are very responsible for their children, of course, not excluding a few. Like us, it is generally free-range, so children are more independent.
Sixth, there seems to be less male chauvinism in Northeast China, and there are more male and female parents living together. They are called grandparents, and we call them grandma ... There are many, so I won't mention them one by one.
First of all, people in the northeast love to drink white wine, and they can drink a lot. Secondly, people in the northeast eat more and eat more. Third, the northeast people are generous. Tell the truth and be informal.
I married in distant Liaoning and found a northeast person.
1, love pickles
2. Heavy oil and salt
3. There are many dishes on the holiday table, and sometimes there are more than a dozen dishes in a family of three.
4, you must eat pig's trotters on holidays.
5. Special care for calves
6, good heating facilities in winter, super warm.
There are many windy weather in autumn and winter.
8, love to eat sauerkraut, accumulate sauerkraut or buy it yourself.
When I was in college, I had a roommate who was from the northeast and my best friend, hahaha.
1, she speaks with a northeast accent, but she insists she doesn't!
Sneezing in her house means you can live another hundred years!
She always thinks that the rice in the south is not as delicious as that in the northeast!
Afraid of the cold, she feels that the winter in the south is super wet and cold, and she can't stand it. She misses the kang in winter in her hometown very much.
"Look at you" is the most authentic Northeast dialect I have ever learned.
6. She doesn't know what cold potatoes are? !
7. I like to put vinegar in noodles and powder (I always thought it was the preference of Shanxi people). Is this also the preference of the northeast people? ! She can't eat spicy food very much!
8. She said that there are many barbecues in barbecue shops in the northeast, which are cheaper than those in the south, and Korean food is particularly authentic.
. . . . . . . . . . The most important thing-she told me that she heard someone snoring while sleeping, patted the snorer gently, and then she stopped snoring. She had no idea what happened!
I often use this trick on northeast girls, and the pro-test effect is excellent! ! !
1. About temperature
Northerners think that the south is not cold, and southerners think that northerners are not afraid of cold.
Northerner: It's too cold outside. Let's hide in the house.
Southerner: It's too cold in the room. Let's go out and hide.
2. About dialects
There is not much difference between northern dialects. People from different provinces can get together, hahaha.
There are many dialects in the south, so a town may have several dialects.
Dialects have influenced the communication between friends in the south, such as hf, nl, Ping/Qiao.
Therefore, friends in the south please read the following tongue twisters, "Grey fertilizer will volatilize" and "Granny Liu asked Granny Niu to buy durian milk".
3. About diet
Southerner: This cabbage is good. Give me half.
Northerner: This cabbage is good. Give me 100 Jin.
Southerner: Why not eat it every day?
Northerner: When did I stop eating?
It turns out that southerners don't eat rice, and northerners don't all eat rice.
4. About drinking
Southerners drink at festivals and social activities.
The mantra of northerners: "Two cups."
As an out-and-out Northeastern, I am now working in the south. Southerners have a deep misunderstanding about Northeasters.
Southerners think that people in Northeast China like to eat steamed bread and seldom eat rice. Later, a colleague at work said that he always thought so, so I told him that people in Northeast China also like to eat rice, and people who eat steamed bread should be from Shandong.
Southerners think that Northeasters take a bath once a day. In fact, due to the weather in the northeast, it is normal to take a bath every day in summer and once a week in winter. Because it's too cold, not because it's lazy.
Southerners all think that Northeasters like fighting, which is what my colleague told me. Then he contacted me and asked me if I was from the northeast, because I don't like fighting. Ha, ha, ha. Actually, this varies from person to person. It's just that Northeasters have a direct temper, but they can't be said to love fighting.
Many colleagues in the south think that what we usually eat is pot-wrapped meat on the table. Braised pork, pig-killing dishes and other famous dishes in Northeast China, but in fact, most people eat big stew, cabbage and potatoes every day.
The above is my personal experience, share it with you!
I come from Sichuan. I went to Harbin in Northeast China for the first time in 2000. Let me talk about the difference I felt for the first time. First, people in Northeast China drink low-alcohol liquor. Except Shaoshao liquor, which has a high alcohol content, the amount of alcohol consumed is much smaller than I expected, and there are not many low-alcohol liquors above one catty. Second, people in the northeast eat salty food. I don't think many dishes taste anything but salty. Third, it gets dark early and it gets bright early. I went on1end of October 165438+. It gets dark at four in the afternoon and the sun comes out at five in the morning. Fourth, the locals call the native chicken stupid and the eggs stupid. The first time I saw a sign on the roadside that said "stupid chicken, stupid duck and big idiot", I was at a loss until my friend translated it. There are many other examples, and there are many new things anyway.
I'm from the south, and I don't have any friends in the northeast at present, so I don't know much about it, but I know from TV that my friends in the northeast are very refreshing. Is stewed vermicelli with cabbage really the favorite of friends in Northeast China?
I'll just explain two points,
First, all the cities in Northeast China have central heating. It's warm in winter, so bathing is not a problem. It is not because the air is dry that there is no sweat and dust on your body. There is absolutely no need to take a bath every day, and nothing can be washed off.
Second, the shopping conditions in the city are very convenient. Usually, it's not hundreds of pounds, bundles or bags to buy food, but the air in the northeast is dry, so it's ok to buy food every day, or buy more at a time. Vegetables won't go bad, and only when autumn vegetables come down can you buy more, because green onions are sold in bundles. If you want to accumulate sauerkraut, you can buy more cabbage. You can buy one or two if you don't want to accumulate. You can usually buy it while eating.
As a southerner, I have come into contact with some Northeasters before, which is still different from us southerners. First, the diet is different. Northeast people's staple food is steamed bread or noodles, while southerners' staple food is rice. Although there are steamed buns, southerners like to eat sweet steamed buns, while northeastern people don't put sugar in steamed buns. Their steamed bread is very tight, and the more you chew it, the more fragrant it becomes. Southerners have a light diet, while Northeasters have a heavy taste and like spicy food. Second, Northeasters are tall and strong, Southerners are thin (but not short), Northeasters are generous and generous, Southerners pay more attention to details and are cautious in doing things. Third; Because the northeast climate is cold and it snows in winter, it is impossible to take a bath every day, while southerners are used to taking a bath every day no matter how cold the weather is. Well, it's just a difference, but we are all from China and United from China. Thank you!
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