It's boring. Who has a funny joke?

I will never let the person who tripped me get up, and I will never let the person who helped me fall.

The exam is a cloud, and it will turn into a dark cloud after the exam.

You are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend.

I trust you enough to doubt myself.

I despise people who despise others most.

Dirty leads fashion, dirty makes dreams come true.

If I die, don't forget to put an air conditioner in my coffin, Greg.

Alas, there are so many liars in the world, but not enough fools.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does that mean I'm about to fall into a big hole full of money?

I am a pig if I don't turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

What is a goddess? Just post a dynamic saying that you have a cold and there are more than a dozen comments to be caring and attentive!

What is diaosi? I sent a message that I was going to die. I went to see it the next day and found that only a few people liked it. ...

Jobs died when he was about to leave the iphone4s! Jackson died when he came back for a concert! At the end of Speed and furious 7, Paul is dead! The exam is coming! ! ! How are you, teacher?

Obviously, in order to start a certain learning hegemony mode, the disabled students need not only power consumption but also special cards. . .

Things are like clocks: they are usually hour hands, but they are too lazy to move!

The minute hand is the week before the exam, and I began to speed up the preview!

The second hand is the day before the exam, turning and turning 24 hours a day!

But even so ... you can't change your tragic fate of wandering between 0 and 59!

Cancer, also known as high school residual syndrome. Frequently-occurring diseases occur at the end of the term.

It is generally believed that it is caused by lazy cell proliferation. Infectious.

The clinical manifestations are mania, anxiety, lethargy, bed dependence and increased cell phone dependence.

In severe cases, as long as you read the book, you will have headache, drowsiness, nausea and retching, accompanied by some discomfort.

The paranoia of "I will pass the naked exam".

At present, there are mainly the following treatment methods: grasping the key points, learning to bully and awakening friends.

It is recommended to use a variety of therapies.

If not treated in time, the patient will fail. Please don't be afraid of illness and doctors.

It is said that it is difficult for the first and second place in a class to become friends, and they are all competing with each other, but the last and second place must be good friends!

Looking back on primary school now, I compare teachers to candles, silkworms, the sun, dew, trees, lamps, umbrellas and so on. Have you noticed that no matter what a teacher is compared to, a teacher is not a person? ...

After reviewing for a long time, I found two people, one is Kobe and the other is a difficult subject (Conan).

There is no fire in the fire simulation drill, and there is no earthquake in the earthquake simulation drill, but I want to ask why the simulation exam is needed.

A straw thrown on the street is garbage, tying cabbage is the price of cabbage, and tying hairy crabs is the price of hairy crabs!

This shows that a person with different people will show different values!

Sand is waste and cement is waste, but when they are mixed together, they are concrete and fine products; Rice is a fine product, and gasoline is also a fine product, but it is waste when mixed together. It doesn't matter whether it's a boutique or a waste, what matters is who you mix with!

Listen to a ghost story: there is a little girl playing with rocks, scissors and cloth in front of the mirror. Suddenly she began to cry because she lost.

Lao Zhang took his beloved dog to travel abroad, and the dog died. Lao Zhang is going to take the dog back to China for a funeral.

As a result, when the airport manager checked the consignment, he found it was a dead dog. He was frightened, thinking that the dog was put to death by someone, so he ordered someone to buy an identical dog and put it in.

As a result, I dare not think about what happened. ...

Terrible for wolves or alone?

A lone wolf with a small appetite. Half the people didn't die after eating, and the wolf was full. . .

You already have half the money. -cheap.

Pessimists see the red light ahead, optimists see the green light ahead, and wise men are color blind.

Classmate A: I think my concept of time is too bad.

Classmate B: What's the matter?

A: I know what day it is today, but I don't know what day it is today. I know what day it is when I take the exam, but I don't know what day it is; Going home on holiday, I don't know what day and week.

The best thing in the world is none of my business

What the eyes can see is called sight, and what the eyes can't see is called vision; What the ear can hear is sound, but what the ear can't hear is fame; What the nose can smell is called smell, and what the nose can't smell is called breath; What you can say in your mouth is called content, and what you can't say in your mouth is called connotation; What can be measured with the head is called IQ, and what can't be measured with the head is called wisdom; The distance you can walk under your feet is called a dream, and the distance you can't walk under your feet is called a fantasy. What is visible is posture, but what is invisible is means. What can be measured is called temperature, and what cannot be measured is called warmth. What you can write is articles, but what you can't write is culture. What can be said is distress, not hardship. What can be called is price, not value. What you can understand is the content, but what you can't understand is the inside story. Stomach can hold, generosity can't hold.

Life without planning is called jigsaw puzzle, and life with planning is called blueprint; Life without goals is called wandering, and life with goals is called sailing!

Bees are busy all day, and everyone loves them; Mosquitoes run around all day, and everyone shouts! It doesn't matter how busy you are, what matters is! An important choice is worth a thousand efforts!

Today's life is determined by the choices made three or five years ago, and the life after three or five years is determined by today.

Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to talk a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis. . .

If young people can bet, gambling will be a flash in the pan. If memories can be drunk, the past is a hangover. If tears can blend, sadness is a cheongsam.

In this world, don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

If you know too much and see too clearly, you will become an orphan in this world.

Mood is a river, and its state depends on its depth: deep water is quiet and shallow water is noisy.

Footprints can only be left on muddy roads.

When I was a child, happiness-very simple; Grow up, simple-very happy.

When I was a child, I dreamed-it was beautiful; Grow up, beautiful-very dreamy.

When I was a child, my ideal was firm; Growth, firmness-ideal.

When I was a child, I got lost-far away; Grow up, far away-very confused. ...

Some people are alive, but he is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the honey trap yet!

Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

Did you do your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still hot under my ass ... Do you want it? So you're here.

You must have a heart like Nokia, and you can continue to smash walnuts even if you fall to the ground.