Are there any interesting ghost joke games?

One day, Lao Li was walking in the street, and there was no one on the road. . . . It's terribly quiet. .

Suddenly, a shadow flashed. It was Lao Li Zheng. "Who? Who is it? "

"Hey, hey," the thing gave a grimace of a grin. . . "I've been hungry for several days. Can I have a bite?" A grimace looms. .

"No ... don't eat me, I have a small, old, my meat is very sour. . You stay away from me. Lao Li was scared to death.

"acid? I don't believe it. " Then I took another bite. .

"Ah ..." Lao Li screamed. .

"Shit, it's so sour, get out of here." Male ghost said angrily. .

"Thank you, thank you, Uncle Ghost" and was about to leave. .

"Wait" a shrill voice sounded. .

"Honey, why are you here?" The male ghost hurried over. "

The female ghost said, "Leave him alone?" "Yes, yes," echoed the male ghost. "His meat is really sour."

Then I looked at Lao Li in the corner. "Don't roll. . "Male ghost gnashing said. .

"Wait, I ... I ... I want to eat." The male ghost looked at the female ghost in surprise. . "Eat if you want, it's sour." "That ... that ... she's pregnant ..."

This is a terrible story at the beginning, boring in the middle and funny at the end:

A ghost farted to death. ...

These days, at dusk, Xiao Hu squatted by the window and said to himself, "Goodbye, goodbye." Dad thought of his dead father-in-law, scared out in a cold sweat and asked Xiao Hu, "Who are you saying goodbye to?" Little confused said: "Sun Dad!"

Not bad, huh?