Funny host phrases for humorous annual meeting

Funny host phrases for the humorous annual meeting 1

Beauty A: Dear leaders, dear partners,

(Together) Good afternoon, everyone

Beauty A: In the winter, Bincheng is covered in snow, with colorful flags flying, and bright smiles everywhere.

Handsome guy B: The large manor house is full of flowers, singing and dancing, and the sound is conveyed The joyful song of gathering

Handsome guy A: When the New Year’s bell rings, we wave goodbye to 20XX

Beauty B: When the New Year’s bell rings, we passionately meet up with 20XX

Beauty A: When the New Year’s bell rings, we look back to 20XX

Handsome Guy B: When the New Year’s bell rings, we look forward to 20XX

Handsome Guy A: I’m so excited In the days when people's hearts are touched, we hold hands to recall the glorious years of the five 20XX films

Beauty B: In this passionate moment, we are heart-to-heart and wish all partners to continue to write new glories

Beauty A: When passion and enthusiasm collide again, the blood of dreams will flow out countless beautiful hopes

Handsome guy B: When joy and laughter set sail again, tomorrow's music will play more smoothly< /p>

Handsome guy A: Let us dance and sing loudly

Beauty B: Let us put on our wings and let our hope fly

Handsome guy A: Let us Let us spread our enthusiasm and let us gather strength

Beauty B: Let us boil our mood and let us burn happiness

Handsome guy B: Let us use our boiling heart and burn our Love, let’s join hands together

(Together) to welcome the splendor and splendor of 20XX

Beauty A: Now, I announce that the Marketing Department of China Life Dalian Branch "Win the Future" and the New Year's Carnival Reception begins now.

　(Applause, cheers)

Beauty A: Now, please allow me to introduce the leaders attending this cocktail party in a unique way. They are the five members of the Marketing Department. Mr. Yu, the boss of the department, Manager Cheng, the big bad wolf of the fifth marketing department, and Manager Xu, the close sister of the fifth marketing department, let us welcome them with overwhelming applause.

Handsome guy A: Looking back on the road we walked together in 20XX, how many winds and rains, how many times of spring and autumn

Beauty B: How many times have we shed tears silently in dark corners

Handsome guy B: How many times have I been confused and wandering on the road?

Beauty B: However, we are never alone, because there are always people paying attention, caring and caring to us along the way

< p> Handsome guy B: The time flies by, it’s them who share the same boat with us

Beauty A: The time flies by, it’s them who share the rest with us

Handsome guy A: I believe that at this moment, they are happier and more excited than us. Now, with the help of everyone’s warm applause, we invite three managers from the management office to give a toast. 4. Meal Time

(Music) 5. Performance Session

Handsome Guy B: Everyone has almost finished drinking and eating. Let’s have some fun together, *** Let’s enjoy the program carefully prepared by our partners.

Handsome Guy A: Before enjoying the show, I want to ask you a question. Do you know which animal can fly the highest in the world?

Handsome Guy B: What animal can fly the highest? I think it's an eagle, right?

Handsome guy A: No

Handsome guy B: Is it a vulture?

Handsome guy A: No

Handsome Guy B: It’s definitely not an ostrich!

Handsome Guy A: Haha, let me tell you, it’s a swan. Swans can fly up to an altitude of 17,000 meters. They are considered masters among birds< /p>

Handsome Guy B: Indeed, swans have always won people's love with their white feathers, high-pitched singing voices and graceful postures. There is a poem that says, "Singing loudly makes you elegant, and your graceful singing makes the purple clouds graceful."

Handsome guy A: Applause, please invite the partners of Sanye to bring us "Four Little Swans"

Beauty A: They used their vivid body language to interpret the modern version of Swan Lake. Warmth, tenderness and pride are perfectly blended together.

Beauty B: In fact, not only can we eat and play well today, the company manager’s office has also prepared a grand prize for us. Now, let’s ask Manager Xu to draw the third prize for us to see who is the first. Batch the lucky ones.

Beauty A: You will receive a waist warmer. Manager Xu will be invited to take a photo with the third prize winner.

Beauty B: For those who didn’t win, don’t worry, there will be another chance soon. In the fifth film, there is a recognized handsome guy A

Beauty A: He has big eyes, but he is lifeless

Beauty B: Except for his character, he is good at everything, guess what Guess who he is?

Beauty A: Correct answer, he is the famous magic master, Li Dan

Beauty B: With everyone’s enthusiastic applause, I would like to invite Li Dan to perform a magic show< /p>

Handsome Guy A: It is indeed extraordinary, a new generation of masters in the magic world will be born soon

Handsome Guy B: They say that we insurance people must have "copper heads, iron mouths, and rubber bellies" "You may not necessarily be able to speak this tough talk, but you must be able to speak it

Handsome guy A: Well, you must be precise in every word and incisive in every sentence. Let us *** together enter the wonderful program "Three and a Half Sentences" brought to you by Yi Ye, please give me a round of applause.

Beauty A: The new year is here again, the four of you make a fuss, and applaud!

Beauty B: Next, let’s carry out our second round of lottery. , we invite Manager Cheng to draw the second prize winner for us

(on-site guidance to catch treasures), wealth and luck will accompany you for a happy life, happiness and health.

Beauty A: I would like to invite Manager Cheng to take a photo with the second prize winner.

Beauty B: In fact, in the era of market economy, no matter how you behave, you have to pay attention to routines

Beauty A: Yes, routines are especially important in the life insurance marketing industry. You must find a way that suits you. Only then can we be invincible and conquer all attacks. As a newcomer in the life insurance industry, Du Haitao also has his own routines and playing methods. Next, we invite Du Haitao to perform the solo dance "Drunken Master" for us, and everyone welcomes it with applause. ......... Random activities

Handsome Guy A: The most exciting moment is coming soon. Next, I would like to invite Mr. Yu to announce today’s first prize winner for us.

Handsome guy B: You will receive a good start gift package, 50 yuan in cash. Bless you all.

Beauty A and B come on stage to prepare closing remarks) 6. Concluding remarks:

Beauty A: Outstanding performance comes from the accumulation of time, and proud achievements come from unremitting efforts.

Handsome Guy A: On the road to life insurance, a wise man will never stop, and transcendence is the eternal pursuit of the strong. < /p>

Beauty A: Life insurance elite, unlimited brewing and unlimited harvest

Handsome guy A: Five sons and daughters, bravely achieving great results and reaching new heights

Beauty B: One year , in a blink of an eye, today is a new starting point

Handsome guy B: One year has passed by like a fleeting moment, and we have started a new journey

Beauty A: Let us unite and forge ahead, ** *Together we create a career that belongs to us

Handsome guy A: Let us move forward bravely, ***Together we create five brilliant tomorrows

(Together) Partners, let us meet in true love , meet in the glorious 20**!

Beauty A: Now I announce that the five marketing parts "Win the Future" and the New Year's Carnival Reception have come to a successful conclusion. I wish everyone a happy return. Humorous annual meeting funny host phrases part 2

Male: Dear leaders and guests,

Female: Dear colleagues,

Together: Good afternoon everyone!

Male: Time flies like an arrow, and years fly by. In the busyness, we have sent away a year without knowing it.

Female: We bid farewell to the 2xx with outstanding achievements and welcome the 2xx full of hope. On the occasion of the new year, we would like to wish everyone a happy new year!

Here: I wish everyone a happy new year and all the best!

Female: First of all, please give the opening speech by our Mr. Ge. Please give me a round of applause, Mr. xx.

(General Manager xx’s speech)

Female: Thank you, General Manager xx, for your speech. 20xx is a year worth recalling. In this year, we are changing and moving forward every day.

Male: As the company continues to develop, our team is gradually growing, and our performance is booming. (Plus the performance of some companies that year)

Female: However, every bit of progress of the company is inseparable from the joint efforts of all colleagues. Here we sincerely say:

He: Thank you for your hard work!

Male: Okay, Tianqi Music - xx will sing Beyond's "Broader Seas and Sky", everyone is welcome!

Female: Now please enjoy the song "Xu Wei's Hometown" played and sung by Pinzhong - xx, welcome to everyone!

Male: xx will sing "Beijing, Beijing" by Wang Feng for everyone. Welcome!

(Game interactive session)

Female: "Sailor" sung by xx, everyone is welcome!

Male: Crosstalk brought by xx - "I Want to Rob a Tomb", everyone welcomes it!

Female: xx——singing "Today" by Liu Guohai, everyone is welcome!

Male: From xx——"A Thousand Purple Reds", everyone is welcome!

Female: Now please enjoy the chorus of xx - "Running" by Yu Quan, everyone is welcome!

Male: The song "Jane Eyre" brought by xx Yu (Ang Lee, Jiang Yuandong version) (note: xx accompaniment)

Female: xx Center chorus "A Family in Love" People", participants voted to select the best program, the host announced the winner of the best performance award, and business leaders presented the prizes.

The party is over and all members are seated for dinner! Humorous Annual Meeting Funny Hosting Phrases Chapter 3

1: Opening Remarks

Female: The company dedicates outstanding partners in order to praise, the company dedicates outstanding partners in order to praise, and organizes a company-wide We have organized a company-wide selection of outstanding employees, and many partners have been selected with honor.

Male: They are XX. All outstanding employees are invited to come to the stage.

Female: Thank you to my partners for the wonderful performance! Thanks to my partners for the wonderful performance!

Male: With the impassioned melody of "Blooming Life", we ushered in the spring of 20XX.

Female: When we say goodbye to 20XX with joy, what we gain the most is "growth" and what we understand the most is "growth". What we understand the most is "maturity".

Male: In the past year, we have worked hard and worked hard, and have achieved gratifying results; looking forward to the coming year, we have unlimited expectations.

Female: Thank you X. General, please congratulate the colleagues who have won the Outstanding Employee Award with warm applause! Congratulations to the colleagues who have won the Outstanding Employee Award!

Male: (Look at the outstanding employees with complex eyes and keep clapping) < /p>

Female: Stop! Stop, you are not done yet

Male: I... admire, envy, and hate you!

< p>Female: I would like to invite Mr. : At this moment, let us talk about friendship and enjoy the happiness here. Enjoy the warmth of the company as our family. Enjoy the warmth of the company as our family. , let us use warm applause to welcome the arrival of all leaders.

Male: 2011 is a year that we are proud of. Please follow. New Year's greetings from President X. Male: Thank you, President Wang, for your speech.

In XXXX, every partner made his or her own contribution to the company's progress.

Male: I admire these partners around me for winning awards, I am jealous that they don’t have to treat them to dinner after winning the award, I hate...

Female: Is there really hatred? Is there really any hatred?

Male: Hate, it’s so late, why hasn’t dinner started yet?

Female: Haha, look at your progress! Let’s invite us to haha, look at your progress! Let’s start dining! For more exciting things, come back after dinner! Let’s start dining! For more exciting things, come back after dinner!

Male: The tooth festival at the end of XXXX has officially begun!

2. Dining

Male: The following game is prepared for the partner who has just eaten the most at each table. Please invite the partner at each table who has eaten the most

3. Crossing Words

Male: Please return to your seats. Our wonderful performance will begin immediately.

Male: Are you full?

Female: Yes, the seafood here is really awesome! I’m full, the seafood here is awesome!

Male: Yes, I haven’t seen such a beautiful waiter for a long time

Female: Go, what are you thinking about? Come with me to introduce you to my family. Below is the content of tonight’s activities

Male: Oh, good

Female: Tonight our partners have prepared a colorful festival. Tonight our partners have prepared a colorful program. Let’s return it. We have also prepared many interesting games for us. We are welcome to actively participate in the games. We are welcome to actively participate in the games. There will be a prize for participating in the games! In addition, there is a grand prize waiting for me there! In addition, there are big prizes there waiting for the lucky ones among the big prizes there to draw. Let the lucky ones among us come to draw.

Male: Yes, in addition, each partner will also receive a mysterious New Year gift from other partners. This gift must be considered painstaking and has special meaning!

Female: I believe that we can no longer control our eagerness to move. Now we will start our eagerness to move immediately. Next, we will start our game immediately.

Female: Okay, after our judgment, now the five gods of food have all stood in front of us. They are already standing in front of us.

Male: In order to help the food gods digest food better, the name of our game is "After-Meal Sports Meeting". The game rules are as follows: 6 food gods will perform 3 sports in the venue, respectively. : The world is spinning, being handy and searching up and down. During the spin, you grab the two armrests of the chair with both hands and spin 5 times in place. If your hands are off the armrests, you will receive a 5-second penalty. The God of Cookery needs to be able to move the 10 water bottles placed on both sides of the place in order, and push them down with his hands. If he does not follow the order, or touches the water bottles with other parts of his body, he will be punished for 10 seconds. Searching up and down is very simple. You need to kick the shuttlecock 10 times with the God of Cookery. Note that touching the shuttlecock with other parts of the body does not count. If you say the shuttlecock to the audience or use the shuttlecock for personal attack, you will be punished for 15 seconds. The one who completes the 3 sports with the longest time will be crowned the annual God of Cookery.

4. Annual meeting games: after-dinner sports meeting

Female: Okay, let’s invite the God of Cookery at table No. 1 to start the competition first! Start competing! Friends who have eaten at least or not enough are recommended to the stage!

Female: Under the temptation of the rich food just now, these partners took into account the reasons such as appearance and temperament. These partners took into account the appearance, temperament, etc. The reason is that no partner took into account the charm

5. The song: "You Are My Eyes" won the title of God of Cookery of the Year.

Female: Congratulations to XX for winning the title of God of Cookery of the Year.

Now let's be quiet for a moment. Let's be quiet for a moment. Please enjoy "You Are My Eyes" brought by xxx.

If you enjoy it to your heart's content, you can definitely be regarded as the company's demeanor model. We The next game "Turn bad luck into good luck", our next game "Turn bad luck into good luck"

It is to choose who values ????their demeanor the most just now. It is to choose who values ????their demeanor the most just now, and If you don't eat well, the game is played like this. Everyone has good manners. The game is played like this. There will be a watermelon in front of the pacesetter. There will be a watermelon in front of the pacesetter. When the host says start After that, within minutes, people say that after the start, please within 2 minutes,

6. Game: Turn into danger

Male: The appeal of handsome guys is strong, you When Xiao Jin was singing just now, the eyes of his colleagues were all in this attitude. Now that I come up, you see, we are all in this attitude, and some of us are whispering. I'm not balanced!

Female: If you are so popular and yet so small, how can you maintain a balance between being so popular and yet so small? Balance?

Male: The chef who ate the most from each team just now received the prize and went back. If the food god from each team who ate the least can also come up and compete, I would be balanced.

Female: Oh, that’s just right. Our next game is to be just right. Each team will send their partner who has just eaten the least or is not yet full to participate. Full partners come up to participate.

Male: Great, there must be extra meals! Each team is asked to finish the watermelon as quickly as possible. The first to finish the watermelon as fast as possible and the first to finish the watermelon will be awarded the title of Annual Deportment Model! I didn't finish the meal for a few minutes and was awarded the title of Model of the Year in Deportment! The friend who has not finished eating within 2 minutes, or who has finished eating at the end, must have eaten too much just now or the friend who has finished eating at the end. If there are too many, those who try to cheat will be severely punished.

Male: Okay, please take your positions, all posture pacesetters, listen to my command, get ready, let’s start! (Participants receive awards, losers clean the battlefield...)

7. Mime: "Five Fingers"

Woman: Those watermelons just now were really unbearable to see. The few watermelons just now were really unbearable to see. (Fanwen.com)

Male: Our deportment model is not doing well either. You see, his mouth is still full of watermelon. He probably won’t be able to speak for the time being. I present to you the mime "Five Fingers", please enjoy it quietly.

Female: Teachers please go backstage to create art. The plate was chosen as the most exciting fruit plate, eat this beautiful fruit platter!

Male: Actually, I think the other games are pretty good! Maybe it’s because my aesthetics are too special. I don’t think the other dishes should be wasted. I suggest sharing them with everyone to enjoy together!

Female: What a great suggestion! Please let us taste the good suggestions of beauties together! Do it by hand! (Let’s do it by hand! Part 2) (The man puts 6 fruit plates on each table)

Female: Let’s go back and watch the replay. Next, we have to choose the partners who will go back and watch the replay. Next, let’s exchange gifts. . You draw one, I draw one, and we are partners in exchanging gifts. You draw one, I draw one, and then the two partners who are drawn exchange gifts, and then the two partners who are drawn exchange gifts, and the two partners who are drawn exchange gifts to express their gratitude to each other. There is no limit to the way to express gratitude to each other. There is no limit to the way. You can shake hands, hug, or make a speech. Shake hands, hug, and maybe announce a speech.

Male: What needs special explanation is that all the leaders who came to our Shenzhen annual meeting today have also prepared for us

8. Annual meeting dance

Male: Not only does this fruit plate have a different appearance, but the mix of fruits is also very exquisite. It looks very popular with us. XXX, did you eat it just now? Let me tell you that I like to eat kiwi fruit the most. Yes, I heard from my mother that that thing contains vitamin C. Do you know? ...Hey, where is XXX? Where did he go in the blink of an eye, what a bad kid, XXXX! ...It's your turn... (Running down) (Music starts, dance starts) Gifts, are we looking forward to it?

Female: That being the case, let’s start with our leaders. Since that’s the case, let’s take it.

9. Conclusion

Female: As the New Year approaches, our party tonight is about to end as the New Year approaches.

Male: Desire is gold, hope is silver, hope and desire are unparalleled precious wealth in life. Only with dreams can there be hope, and only with dreams can there be the possibility of realization; if you lose it,

Male: I'm sorry everyone, XXX got lost. I'm going to find her first. Please appreciate that XXXX brought it to us first. I'll be back right away.

Female: Let us use singing and laughter to look forward to your wonderful life!

Male: Friends, bring this happy mood at this time and our sincere blessings to welcome a beautiful tomorrow!

10. Exchange gifts

Man: Why didn’t you tell me when you went to dance? It was so exciting just now!

Female: May everything be renewed in the new year. May everything be renewed in the new year. May good luck always be with you! Today's party ends here, please go to the front desk to take a group photo! Take a group photo at the front desk! Humorous Annual Meeting Funny Host Phrases Part 4

Male: Dear leaders

Female: Dear colleagues

Together: Good evening, everyone!

Male: The years are like songs, and the splendor is like a dream

Female: The years are like water, and time flies

Male: 365 unforgettable days in 20xx, From the fluttering snowflakes, from people's fingers, it flows away quietly.

Female: The passing years and the passing time push us to a new starting point.

Male: 20xx is a year for Shande to explore and advance in development. With everyone’s hard work, although we have encountered various difficulties in market expansion and operational services, we have made initial progress. It has consolidated Shande's position in POS professional services and laid the foundation for future development.

Female: Looking forward to 20xx, Shande is facing greater development opportunities, which also means a broad space for your personal development. Time flies, and God rewards those who work hard. We are convinced that employees who are interested in growing with the company will definitely share in the results of the company's business development.

Male: On this day of carrying forward the past and ushering in the future, we gather together to hold a happy and peaceful party to celebrate our growth and look forward to our future.

Female: On behalf of the company, I would like to extend my most sincere New Year blessings to you and your family. Thank you for your hard work. It is because of your wonderfulness that the brilliance of Shande is possible.

He: Thank you for your hard work!

Male: Looking back at each of our achievements, they embody the hard work and efforts of the company's leadership team. Let us welcome Mr. Wang's New Year's message with warm applause.

Male: The glorious year of 20xx has left us with too much excitement and joy,

Female: The exciting year of 20xx is about to play a gorgeous movement!

He: Let’s raise a toast to the New Year together!

Female: This glass of wine has three wishes: First, I wish the company a prosperous business and abundant financial resources!

Male: Second, I wish our parents and relatives good health and all the best!

Female: Third, I wish every friend good luck every year, may all your wishes come true, and may you be promoted step by step!

Together: Friends, let’s drink together

Conclusion:

Male: Happy time is always short, and today’s party will be over soon.

Female: Glory belongs to the past, dreams still require sacrifice.

We are about to embark on a new journey!

Male: Let us use enthusiasm and tenacity,

Female: Let us use sincerity and perseverance,

Male: Let us use diligence and simplicity,

Female: Use true feelings and sweat,

Together: Write Shande people’s own glorious chapter!

Male: 20xx New Year Party

Together: That’s the end!

Goodbye! Humorous Annual Meeting Funny Hosting Phrases Chapter 5

A: Dear leaders;

B: Dear colleagues;

A: When the New Year comes Snowflakes are flying, we embrace each other with pride xx the brand new 20xx;

B: When the drizzle of the New Year is moistening, we meet in true love xx the brilliant 20xx;

A: When the New Year’s dance Dancing, we passionately embrace the xx pattern of 20xx;

B: When the songs of the New Year are floating, we passionately meet xx and we will surely create another miracle.

A: In 20xx, we integrated infinite wisdom and burst out with strength;

B: In 20xx, we embraced pious hope and embraced faith;

A: In 20xx, we used sweat and tears to help xx take off;

B: In 20xx, we used credit and courage to establish the immortal real estate banner of xx.

A: I believe that in 20xx, we will definitely hold hands together in the wind and rain;

B: I believe that in 20xx, we will definitely hold hands together under the scorching sun;

A: I believe that in 20xx, we will definitely forge an indestructible and courageous life force;

B: I believe that in 20xx, we will definitely become a charming and wonderful work in the Chinese real estate industry with fruitful results.

A: Now I announce that the annual meeting with the theme of "High School Musical, Show Off 20xx" of xx Real Estate will begin now.

A: Have you seen the cake that was pushed up? Now let me ask if anyone knows the purpose of this cake. There will be prizes for guessing (a small gift will be given to those who answer correctly)

(If no one knows)

B: It is to celebrate the establishment of xx Real Estate (xx) Co., Ltd. Next, we have *** come on stage to open champagne and cut the cake for us.

A: Today, we xx people gather here to welcome the new year with singing and dancing;

B: Let the singing express our feelings and the dancing show our demeanor;

A: Let ideals beautify our youth, and beliefs show our maturity.

B: Next, let’s invite three young and beautiful actors to perform the belly dance “xx” for us. Please give them a round of applause. (All game sessions and performances below are performed on the spot)

A: In the sunshine of 20xx, I will bless you;

B: Under the moonlight of 20xx, I will pray for you ;

A: In the drizzle of 20xx, there will be your harvest;

B: In the soft wind of 20xx, your good news will surely be spread.

Together: The ship of xx has set sail in 20xx, and xx’s career will surely reach new heights in 20xx.

A: Let us xx people weave our youthful years with our lofty ideals;

B: Let us xx people’s undying faith burn our bright years;

A: Let all the elites of our xx unite: inherit the past and open up the future, and create greater glories.

(The music of "We Come to Meet, Young Friends" starts, after two lines of music)

B: I announce the theme year of "High School Musical, Show Off 20xx" xx Real Estate 20xx That’s it. We look forward to seeing you again next year.