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The adapted version of Confucius' article was bursting with laughter.

1. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go.

2. Confucius said, "I don't sleep at noon, but I collapse in the afternoon." Mencius said, "Confucius is right!"

3. Confucius said: hit with bricks! What a mess! Press the head! Not dead!

Buddha said: I am merciful! A brick almost died!

4. Confucius said: fight with bricks, face to face, and don't mess around. Since it is, how can a person be alone, have friends together, be unhappy, stop being happy, and want to die!

Buddha said: I am merciful! With a knife, there will be less pain, and alleviating pain is compassion!

5. Confucius said: Take other people's road and let others have no way to go.

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

7. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

When we arrived at the platform, the car had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! Then a passenger leaned out of the window and said to me, Wukong, stop chasing.

9. If I don't go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

10. Money is not a problem, but no money.

1 1. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the crowd.

12. I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

13. Heroes don't ask the source, and news doesn't ask the source.

14. A sheep is singing: string your heart, string a string of mutton skewers, and then string a string of mutton skewers …

15. My grandfather told me that the most touching words in this world are not "I love you" but "your tumor is benign".

16. I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

17. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

18. Jesus and Sakyamuni had a boxing match. If you lose, let the other side bounce your head. Jesus always wins, and Sakyamuni is bounced all over his head. In the end, Sakyamuni won once. When Jesus saw that he lost, he said, "Wait for me for a while, and then hit me when you come back." Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, Sakyamuni's hand has been kept in that position ready to hit Jesus on the head.

19. Once you slip, you become a big cripple, and then turn around and flash your back. . .

20. Were you vomited three times when you were born? But only twice. . .