Jokes about growing up

Classic joke: punctuation A classmate had some problems with punctuation in his composition and was called to the office by the teacher for questioning. The teacher is a talkative person, but his mouth is not tight, his mouth is full of saliva, and raindrops directly hit his classmates' faces. Out of politeness, this classmate hasn't spoken.

Finally, the rain is too heavy for the students. They said politely, "Teacher, just speak without punctuation, okay?" Classic joke: Dad, on the morning of the weekend, Tom was snuggling up at home and his friend Tony visited. Tom's wife is very busy, so she has to say to her three-year-old daughter, "Hurry up and call dad." The daughter looked at her mother, hesitated for a moment, ran to Tony's side and reluctantly shouted, "Dad." Classic joke: damn it! Xiaoming is a net worm. After coming home one night, he turned on the light several times. It's a pity that the light shines on him, flickering, flickering. Xiao Ming was scared and shouted, "Shit! I turned on the power several times, but I just couldn't. "