There are two birds in the tree?

Question 1: "Two birds in the valley in the tree" is a joke in that song.

Speak in Henan dialect.

"Are there two birds in the tree in the valley? Yo, male bird? Yo, mother bird? The female bird said to the male bird? Where are you going? The male said to the female? Go any further and the grain pile will fall down? Mother bird said something with twisted wood? When you fall, I will hold you. "

There are two birds on the branch, a male and a female. The female said to the male, lie there. The male said to the female, I will fall if I lie there. The woman said it's okay. You really fell. I'll drag you.

Question 2: There are two birds in the tree. . . A Hong Niao and a green bird. . (1) Killed the bluebird and landed on the tree. Hong Niao flew away. (2) Kill the bluebird, and when it falls, Hong Niao turns green in the tree. (3) The landlord said that "a bluebird rose on the tree" and "rose", so the bluebird rose after being killed, no matter what happened to Hong Niao.

Question 3: There are two birds in the tree.

Question 4: Two birds in the tree were cheated by the clever bird and stood in front of the clever bird. The first shot, the smart bird died. After being hit, the smart bird couldn't fly, so the second shot was fired and the smart bird was killed.

Question 5: If there are two birds in the tree, what is the possible answer? One male and one female, two females, two males, one female, one chick, two chicks, one male and one chick.

One * * * There are six possibilities.

I hope I can help you _

Question 6: There is a tree. There are two birds in the tree, a male and a female. There is a wolf and a sheep under the tree. The wolf ate the sheep, and the mother bird saw it and said something. You often say this to your man. You itch to death, don't you? He will answer you. Who told you not to take a shower when you itch? hahaha

Question 7: There are two birds on a plum tree. How to write a poem \ r \ nUnder the full text of Lu You's poem \ Plum Blossom quatrains \ r \ nAll four mountains are snowdrifts; He Fang incarnates hundreds of billions of trees, and plum blossoms are in full bloom \ r \ Note: I heard that plum blossoms have bloomed in the morning, and white flowers bloom around the mountains like snow patterns; Only in this way can I show myself in Qian Qian. Every plum blossom has my Lu Fangweng to enjoy the flowers \ r \ nLu You (1125-1210), a famous poet of Yin Shan (now Shaoxing, Zhejiang) in Weng Fang in the Southern Song Dynasty, was influenced by his family's patriotic thoughts when he was young. When he was a emperor, he should be tried by the Ministry of Rites, and Qin Gui got the job. He was born in Sichuan and joined the army. He retired to write poems in his later years.

Question 8: There is a song in Henan dialect, which begins with two birds squatting on a tree. What does the bird say to the bird? It is the two birds in the tree that are the most important, and the bird says to the bird that you are the most important and the most important.

The bird said that you estimated the most when going there, and the bird said that I estimated the most when going there, so I dropped it.

Question 9: There are two birds in love on a tree. A bird saw a sheep under the tree and said to the bird, "There is a sheep below. Ask the sheep what it sounds like! There are two birds in love in a tree. A bird saw a sheep under the tree and said to the bird, "There is a sheep below, and here comes another wolf. The wolf ate the sheep. The female bird threw herself into the male's arms and said, "The sheep below is dead."

The correct answer is: the sheep below (itches) is dead.

Question 10: There are two birds in the tree in front of my house. What kind of birds are they? There are no pictures. Who the fuck knows what a bird is