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Couplets: Interesting stories of ancient couplets.

1. Once upon a time, in Yangzhou, a scholar passed by a temple and wanted to visit the abbot. After the announcement, the visitor and the abbot sat on the floor and the young monk brought a cup of tea. The abbot said coldly, look at the tea and the visitor chatted with the abbot. The abbot thought this man was more knowledgeable, so he ordered the young monk to bring a small stool and a small coffee table, and exchanged a good cup of tea for the guests to further talk. Zheng Banqiao and the abbot were invited to sit in armchairs on both sides of the square table. The abbot smiled and told the young monk to bring Zheng Banqiao the best tea in the temple. After a while, Zheng Banqiao got up and thanked the abbot for the tea. The abbot begged Zheng Banqiao to leave Mo Bao and let the young monk take it to Four Treasures of the Study. Zheng Banqiao wrote a couplet to the abbot:'' Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, have tea and propose a toast. 2. In Qing Dynasty, Ji Xiaolan, a talented scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, was recognized when he passed by a large family. The family is celebrating his mother's 60th birthday, so he invited Ji Xiaolan into the house to write couplets for his mother's birthday. His family brought Four Treasures of the Study, and Ji Xiaolan took a few sips of tea and began to write couplets. Part one: This woman is not human. Bottom line: All sons born are thieves. The old lady almost fainted, and her four sons glared at Ji Xiaogang. Ji Xiaolan took a few sips of tea and then began to speak. Your paper is too short, and I haven't finished writing my couplet. Please add more paper. The family brought paper again, and Ji Xiaolan continued to write the first couplet: This woman is not human, and the Queen Mother came down to earth. It turns out that the old lady is not a person but a god, and the old lady is beaming. Later, she went on to write a couplet: all the sons born were thieves and stole flat peaches for their mothers. It turns out that the sons are as miraculous as the Monkey King, and they are all dutiful sons. The four sons were also very happy and immediately invited Ji Xiaolan to sit down. Besides toasting the old lady, the four sons took turns toasting Ji Xiaolan to express their gratitude. 3. Once upon a time, a pupil didn't listen carefully in school. After school, Mr. Xue sent a pair of couplets to the students, telling them that you should go back and write the couplets and hand them in tomorrow, or the bamboo board will slap your hands. The students were unhappy when they came home and didn't eat dinner. His sister asked him why, and read the first couplet: six feet green belt, three feet tied, three feet idle. Sister said: Why is this difficult? You eat and sleep, and I'll bring it to you tomorrow morning. The next morning, the boy handed the next couplet to Mr. Wang, who read it and said it was great! The bottom line is: a red silk quilt, half covered and half strict. Mr. Wang thought, I just scared him at first, but I didn't expect there was really a bottom line. But the other idea is wrong. It is impossible for this boy to contact others because he has only been at school for a few days! Just ask if the children at school are suitable for you. Clap your hands when you lie. The students said it was my sister's fault. The gentleman thought: This red quilt only sleeps on one side [half of it is tight]. Can I sleep empty? After school in the afternoon, I sent a couplet to the students: Go back and think about it, and match it tomorrow. After returning home, the students showed their sister the first couplet written by Mr. Wang: The mountain is high and the road is dangerous, where can the woodcutter get firewood? My sister is very angry. I wrote the bottom line for my brother's clearance. I didn't expect my husband to throw stones at me and ask for directions. On the third morning, I brought the correct bottom line to my brother. Mr. Wang was a little embarrassed after reading it: the storm urged the fisherman to return to the boat as soon as possible [don't think I'm confused]! On the afternoon of the third day, after school, Mr. Wang asked the students to take the couplets home: bamboo had no intention of growing branches and leaves, and my sister was even more angry after reading it. Obviously, you think I'm confused and say I seduce you. You are such an animal. I immediately wrote a couplet to fight back. On the fourth morning, I showed it to Mr. Wang, and the couplet said: Lotus root has holes that are not dirty or muddy [although I am not married, I will not look for dirty goods like you]. After reading it, Mr. Wang blushed and turned white. In the past, the imperial court recruited many men to do remote service. There were only two people at home in this family, although it was near autumn and the weather was still hot. It's almost noon, and my sister-in-law is watching [[Romance of the Three Kingdoms]] in the shade of the yard. My sister-in-law smiled and casually said a couplet: My sister-in-law thinks about Korea. There are several interpretations of this couplet-[1]. Look at the views of the Three Kingdoms on the Han Dynasty. [2]. Han is a man with his own man and husband. Although he is reading a book, he is sad and wants to serve remotely. [3]. Men, also wild men, read books on the surface, thinking that their husbands are not at home and want to steal others. Sister-in-law is very uncomfortable. After a while, my sister-in-law walked from the front yard to the back yard. In order to keep out the hot sun at noon, she wore a fan on her head. My sister-in-law smiled when she saw this. She also wrote the second couplet of the couplet: My sister-in-law was afraid that Sun Fan would cover her head. This couplet means: [1]. Shade the sun storm [the fan]. [2]. Fan the place where you don't wear pants to hide your shame [fan the shade]. [3]. Self-defense for fear of rape [fan shade]. Although Su Dongpo is brilliant, so is Su Sanmei, Su Dongpo's sister. Su Dongpo's face is slightly longer, and Su Sanmei's forehead is slightly higher. One day, Su Dongpo joked with his sister: people are two or three steps in the vestibule, and their foreheads have reached the painting hall. This is too exaggerated. Why is your forehead so high? My sister didn't get angry and immediately retaliated: last year, a tear flowed to the edge of this year's quarrel. Is this face too long? Let a drop of eye water only flow to the corner of your mouth for so long, not to your chin. Exaggerated to the extreme!