10 English jokes

Fell

leave

his

bicycle; cycling

and

get

Hurt.

A

beautiful

young

nurse

ask

he

arrive

be filled/suffused/brimming with

Form.

Jack

accomplish

they

and

give

they

Come back. anything

Or what? '

this

nurse

Asked.

Yes, Jack.

think

for

a

During ...

and

Said, "I am.

a

Bachelor. '

Jack fell off his bike and had to be hospitalized. A beautiful young nurse took the form and asked him to fill it out. Now Jack filled it out and handed it in. "What else is missing?" asked the nurse.

Yes! Jack thought for a moment and said, "I'm a bachelor." . '

Wife: You

See. corresponding

arrive

The seventh note of the major scale.

statistics

exist

Newspapers, 80%

about

those

who

have

die

about

liver

cancer

have

drink

Alcohol.

Husband: Yes.

All right.

arrive

my

Investigation, all

People's theatre

Meals.

Wife: Look at this newspaper. According to statistics, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

Husband: What's the matter? According to my investigation, 100% people who died of liver cancer eat it.

excuse

Me, but

this

seat

you have

take

be

Mine. '

Yours can

you

certificate

It? '

Yes, I

let go

a

cup

about

ice

cream

exist

It ... '

I'm sorry, you took my seat. '

What's your position? Can you make it clear? '

Yes, I put an ice cream in my place. '

one

Good day, Eve.

ask

Adam, what about you?

in fact

love

Me? '

In the tradition of Bible and Koran, Adam (the name of the first human being)

say

Helplessly, "do it.

I

have

any

other

Choice? '

One day, Eve asked Adam, "Do you really love me?"

Adam replied helplessly, "What choice do I have?"

always

thirsty

I

have

One; one

Operation'

say

a

man

arrive

his

friends,

and

this

doctor

Lefta

sponge

exist

Me. '

exactly

Terrible! '

say

this

friends.

get

any

Pain? '

I don't know,

but

I

be

always

Thirst! '

Always feel thirsty

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation."

"That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?"

"No, but I always feel thirsty."

A

useful

way

Father:

Jack,

why

do

you

drink

therefore

many

Water?

Jack:

I

have

only

have

One; one

Apple,

Dad.

Father:

what

that

get

arrive

do

along with

It?

Jack:

I

forget

arrive

wash

this

Apples.

Effective method

Dad: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I just ate an apple, Dad.

Dad: But what does this have to do with drinking water?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apples.

A

gift

Kate:

Mom,

do

you

know

what

I am

leave

arrive

give

you

for

your

Birthday

Mom:

I don't know,

Dear,

What?

Kate:

A

lovely

Teapot.

Mom:

but

I've already

get

a

lovely

Teapot.

Kate:

I don't know,

you

No.

I've already

only

decrease

It ...

Kate's gift

Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: I don't know, dear. What is this?

Kate: A beautiful teapot.

Mom: But I already have a beautiful teapot.

Kate: No, you didn't. I just dropped it.