Joke 2 (47)

One day, the deskmate asked his father, "Dad, what blood type are you?"

Dad replied, "I'm type B."

The deskmate asked her mother again, "Mom, what blood type are you?"

Mom replied, "I'm also type B!" " "

At this time, my deskmate suddenly felt extremely sad and shouted, "You are all Type B, so I am not 2B!" " "

Mom and Dad: ...

2. High cost performance

My grades are very stable, and I have always been the first in my class, but I got the second place in this final exam. Dad saw it and said angrily, "How has learning regressed?" I said, "No, I made way for the second place in my class on purpose. After discussion, it is more cost-effective for him to take the first place! " Dad was surprised and asked, "What is a good deal?"

I said, "I won the first prize, and you only rewarded me 100 yuan." If he won the first prize, his father rewarded him with 1000 yuan, and he promised to give me half. "