The mother listened to her son's joke. Why is this an honest boy?

1. Mom and son came back from shopping in the supermarket and saw smoke billowing from home in the distance. The son shouted, "Our house is on fire, mom, go and put out the fire!" "

Mom said calmly, "That's your dad smoking, don't panic!" " "The child's father escaped in a panic:" This time it was really on fire. "

Mom found that her son's homework was not finished, so she helped him write it. The next day, her son showed his homework to the teacher. As soon as the teacher saw it, he made a cross. When the son came home, he said to his mother, "Your answer is wrong!" " Mom: "The topic of primary school is really difficult now. Mom only studied in kindergarten for a few days, and I can't help you in the future! " "

3. Mother and son are wandering in the street. My son likes a toy and wants to buy it. Mom said, "Mom didn't bring much money today!" " "

The son said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take the toy first, and my mother will hold you here for the time being." When I have money, I will redeem them. "

The shopkeeper smiled: "You'd better take your mother to the pawnshop next door. I only accept cash here! " "

4. Mom met her ex-boyfriend in the park, and her son said, "Hello, teacher!"

Mom: "Are you my son's teacher?" Boyfriend: "Hey! If I do it quickly, I will have become his father!

Son: "Teacher, don't be ridiculous. With your looks, you can't have a handsome son like me! " "