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What is it like to have a second-rate girlfriend?

? As the saying goes, a woman's IQ is zero when she is in love. This sentence is not true at all. Sometimes girls just want to make a mistake and feel that they can't stop it. As a girl, let me share my opinion. In fact, it’s okay to have a second-rate girlfriend. If you look silly, you will want to protect her. This is the time for you to show your masculinity.

? Let’s talk about good experiences first. There are three types of good experiences.

? The first feeling is that it is cute and silly. My high school roommate is like this. She is a bit silly when she does things, but she feels very cute, and I always feel that we are attracted by each other. She has a cute baby face, is very likable, and she often talks to others. She said, "Look, I'm so cute, how can you have the heart to scold me?" She also often said that she was a cute so-and-so, trying her best to be cute, but not annoying.

? The second feeling is humorous. You can always see the humor in her. For example, when doing things, some of her ideas will make you laugh. Just like my roommate made a mistake a while ago, there were a lot of cockroaches in the dormitory. She originally said that she was going to buy cockroach medicine, but she heard it and said, "I want to buy cockroaches too." It made us all laugh instantly, because we knew that she What she wanted to say was to buy cockroach medicine, but at that moment her head suddenly short-circuited and she went straight to buy cockroaches.

?The third feeling is to think differently and have an open mind. We all know that people use conventional thinking to solve problems, but she has to take an unusual path, which is more awesome. Qiu Yingying in Ode to Joy is a silly girl, but even if she experiences a breakup, she can quickly get over it. And there are a lot of novel ideas. This is why fools are blessed.

?Let’s talk about the bad feeling.

?The first is helplessness, there is no way. For example, when she commits a crime, you can't try to explain it to her. There is simply no way. Generally, girls who are guilty are lively and happy, and sometimes they are a little careless. For example, when she is joking, she may have made you unhappy, but she doesn’t know it yet. When you tell her, she You will also look confused, helpless, and helpless.

?The second feeling is anger. Everyone has their own bottom line, and the person who makes the mistake of doing something wrong may touch your bottom line one day, which will really make people angry. There is also the fact that she did some bad things, hurt herself, and suffered a big blow. You will be angry and scold her in your heart. How can she be so stupid? She is so stupid that she is speechless. It is really annoying. .

?Having a jerk girlfriend has its advantages and disadvantages. Everything has two sides, but no one is perfect. Nothing in this world is 100% satisfactory. Since you have a jerk girlfriend, Just cherish it. Meeting is fate.