Disco players' jokes and jokes

After my death, my disciples danced on my grave for three days and nights. They hugged each other left and right. They are all stunning beauties and sing every night. Whether they are happy or not, they are worthy of envy.

It is reasonable that you will be so happy after the death of a person who has sworn enemies with you.

Great hatred, speaking of which, it feels a bit far away, or it may be because the underground is too dark and time passes slowly.

( 1)

This was originally just a misunderstanding.

People often say that my brother and I are a match made in heaven.

One is the strongest and the other is the weakest.

Talented people can't carve rotten wood.

A boy can teach, but a mud can't help the wall.

So my master in misfits put my brother and me together to exchange ideas, learn from each other and urge each other. In the long run, I also learned a little, and I also learned a little. Then there was an apprentice.

The apprentice was betrothed by the master. Master Mismatch betrothed his apprentice to me, but he despises me. Seeing him staring at my brother, I knew he wanted to follow him. But the master is blind. Send him to my door. This is really hard to understand.

I have to apologize to the master and smile at him, so that I can forget my grievances. Hey, why do you look more angry?

Later, I learned that the master followed his brother who only had books in his eyes when he was playing with his disciples, and he didn't lose face when he scolded people. I was afraid that my brother would not come to a good end, so I threw my good-natured apprentice to me.

Later I found out that my apprentice might like my brother.

No, in order to prove that I am not a useless loser, I gave him everything I have learned all my life, but he disdained learning, as if he had a deep hatred for me. Instead, I politely asked my brother about stealing. He didn't eat the food the master gave him, but he learned a good cooking skill and gave it to his uncle at the first time.

My brain is still bright, I know that. I like my brother.

(2)

It's a pity that this disciple has a bad eye and privately insists that my brother and I are a couple.

Great, I'm jealous when I'm heard by some petty person. That's right, my apprentice.

Be jealous. He was mad with jealousy and possessed.

Magic Road and Fairy Road are incompatible since ancient times.

My demon disciple insisted that he was the best in the world, but the child's mind was left to him.

It happened that my brother's stupid head insisted on competing with my apprentice. So the devil and his brother killed each other.

That won't do. One is my closest brother, and the other is my precious apprentice. The palm of your hand is full of meat, so you can't give up.

Seeing that the elder brother couldn't bear it all at once, my demon disciple's eyes turned red, as if he had killed his heart. Taishan's unique skill will kill senior brother.

So I'm the one who died on the top of Mount Tai. ...

If I had known the skills I learned a few years ago, I wouldn't have died in such a shameful way. Times have changed, and I can't help feeling.

(3)

No, I gave my life away. My apprentice is still angry that I won't let him have a good fight with Uncle Shi and come to my grave to dance. But I have a good temper and can't stand the noise for three days and nights!

Am I so happy to be dead? I think my grave should smoke.

No, keep your eyes open when choosing an apprentice, or you will feel uneasy when choosing such a noisy apprentice.

Therefore, when a sleeping soul wakes up, it is bound to be bloody, and sleeping will not make people sleep. Is this more like it? This must be discussed.

Just as I was about to dig up the dirt and go out to destroy the happiness of this evil man,

The villain suddenly began to cry, which was called an earth-shattering cry. I didn't cry when I woke up. Why do you cry when you laugh for a long time? My brother in front of the grave next to me, while cracking melon seeds, motioned for me to eat melon.

"You see, it serves you right, not letting people, bah, not letting ghosts sleep, happy and sad." I kicked him out. Why? My apprentice cried. What do you mean by mixed feelings? This is called true feelings. People care about their master's dutiful son.

"Master, it's time to wake up." The villain looked at the grave hopefully.

I woke up and I was angry. I don't want to talk to you now, I think angrily. Unexpectedly, I bumped into the deep eyes of the villain, and now I stare at the grave with deep affection, which makes people get goose bumps all over the floor.

You deserve a pair of affectionate eyes, and when you look at the grave, you are affectionate. I wonder, if you stare so hard, will grass grow on this grave?

Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet, which is not as good as my apprentice's gift. Master has a good temper, too, and I reluctantly forgive you.

After thinking for a moment, the coffin crawled out by itself, which is the rhythm of frying the body. My consciousness gradually blurred into chaos.

(4)

Have a big dream and sleep until three years later. What's amazing is that I came back from the dead? !

I saw the devil again, and the beautiful woman jumped around my grave, which made me so angry.

Why, I just woke up and let me see that you are fat and thin, so you are happy, right? This is obviously trying to piss me off.

"Master is awake, witch, please step down." The devil didn't turn around, but his eyes looked straight at me. Looking at the mess, my scalp was numb.

If a handsome guy, especially good-looking, still stares at you and discharges at you, can you stand it? I can't carry it anyway.

"Long time no see, I miss you very much."

Handsome boy JiaoSheng said.

"ACTS son for the first place, just want to be tied with the name of the master, but don't want to master so protect ShiShu, for ShiShu willing to die ..."

No, I just don't want you to fight. Isn't it good to live? Who knew you would work so hard?

"Even if the master has an uncle in his heart, I still want to tell him that I like you."

If an excellent handsome guy tells you that he likes you, will you jump with excitement? I will!

"Then you dance at my grave?" Although excited, I hold a grudge!

"That's just the return of evocation, but I don't want the soul to enter the body and need to practice. This kind of cultivation is three spring and autumn. " The devil shook his head and sighed.

I see. Does he miss me and like me very much?

"Then why don't you eat the rice I cooked for you? The first time I cooked it, it was for your brother?"

I don't understand.

"I cherish what the teacher gave to my disciples, so I hold it carefully."

The devil said, and took out a dry bag from his cuff, which contained kites, sugar people and cakes ... I couldn't help but get excited and really gave it to him.

"As for Shi Shu, that is to make him fat, so there will be no Shi Shu in the eyes of the master." The devil laughs super sweet.

"Seeing that the master is in such a good mood, I will call Uncle Shi to come over and renew the old one." The devil is a little eclipsed.

"No, no," I stopped quickly. "I, I like you, too."

"Is everything true?" The devil is as happy as a child, and his eyes are bright stars.

"Really, it can't be true." I smiled at the devil.

I thought he liked senior brothers, and he also thought I liked senior brothers. The most regrettable thing in the world is that we like each other but can't meet each other when we walk around.

But in the end, I spoke out, caring for each other and taking care of each other. This is the best in the world, and the person you like likes you.