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Tell me a homophonic joke.
He suspected that the fungus was stolen less, so he asked his master for fungus.
The host said: "The fungus is on the cabinet. Take it! "
Thinking it was him, the little cook panicked and took off his hat from his head.
When the cook saw that the little cook had collapsed, he scolded severely, "Where is your heart?"
The little cook quickly took out his heart and lungs and said, "Here it is."
In a rage, the cook kicked the little cook to the ground with one foot, only to hear "crack" and "crack", the eggs were beaten, the sugarcane was broken, and the large intestine at the waist fell off.
When the master saw it, he shouted in horror, "If he steals, he steals. You beat him to a broken waist, leg and stomach. How can you get it? "
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