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Let me ask you a question.

B: Yes.

I read a book recently.

What book?

Hamlet.

Shakespeare's masterpiece.

A: There is a sentence in the book that is too profound.

B: What sentence?

A: Hamlet said that it is a problem to take the postgraduate entrance examination or work.

B: What! The original text is "to be or not to be, that is a question".

That makes no sense.

B: Why?

A: Hamlet hasn't found a job yet. How could he consider it?

Ok, is Hamlet still looking for a job? He is a prince!

I see.

See what?

A: I have influence.

B: Huh?

A: I became a civil servant directly after graduation.

B: Is this a prince or a civil servant?

A: Anyway, they all eat imperial grain.

He can explain.

Is Hamlet's life good? His brother is happy and carefree all day. ...

B: Wait a minute. The book doesn't say that he has a younger brother.

A: Yes!

B: Who?

A: Harry Potter!

Harry Potter?

That kid, what a fool!

B: Isn't this nonsense? Harry Potter is Hamlet's brother?

A: That's right. Listen to the name, brother!

B: Brother? So I don't understand again?

Don't understand what?

Who is their father?

Don't you know?

B: Who is it?

A: Arafat!

B: Let's go outside and cool off!

A: What's the matter?

What is this mess?

A: I have read all these in books.

What book are you reading?

I have read too many books.

Too much?

A: What review guide, postgraduate entrance examination materials, job advertisements, sports.

B: sports?

A: Horror novels, pornographic photos of stars.

B: Huh?

A: The wife took poison and the husband hanged himself.

B: well, this family is finished.

I see.

B: Don't look, it's a hodgepodge. Are you a mess?

A: Don't tell me, I'm really a little confused.

B: Really?

A: I have insomnia and dreaminess these days, and I am irritable. What do you suggest I do?

B: You, meditate!

A: Which menopause am I?

B: I think this symptom looks like.

Who said that? I am thinking about it.

Consider what?

A: Postgraduate entrance examination or work is really a problem.

B: Don't come here to see Hamlet.

I will graduate soon. At the crossroads of life, I really don't know whether to turn left or right.

B: I changed the movie again. Don't worry, you have to think about it.

A: I think I'm going to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

B: Postgraduate entrance examination?

A: Postgraduate entrance examination is the current trend.

B: That's right.

What is the most popular book in that bookstore?

What book?

A: What is the most profitable for postgraduate counseling?

B: What?

A: Hold a postgraduate class!

B: That's right. Now it's more profitable than robbing a bank.

A: In addition, if you don't take the postgraduate entrance examination, you are embarrassed to say hello!

B: Why are you still embarrassed to say hello?

A: You don't know what the students say when they meet.

What are you talking about?

A: When I was a freshman, the first sentence was "Did you play online?"

What do you mean by online games?

A: Online games.

B: playing games.

A: The exam will be over in two days, so I won't talk about it if I say hello.

Say what?

A: "Did you fail?"

I failed. Don't ask. This is just a game.

A: After a few days, the words were changed again.

What are you talking about?

A: "Did you find a girlfriend?"

Okay, you're seeing someone else again.

You must hurry.

B: What kind of students are these?

These words are out of date now. The most popular thing now is "Did you take the postgraduate entrance examination?"

B: I took the postgraduate entrance examination again.

A: So I must take the postgraduate entrance examination!

B: Why?

A: I didn't catch up with the previous trend once, which was very depressing.

B: Still depressed?

A: I want to prove myself and show them.

B: Wait a minute. Do you dare to take the postgraduate entrance examination just to show others?

A: Who is it? I know the benefits of postgraduate entrance examination.

B: what are the benefits?

A: After the postgraduate entrance examination, I realized my great dream, so I did a college question.

B: Really?

A: I am amazing.

B: Great?