What are some funny jokes about programmers?

I think the following are all jokes about programmers. Programmers' views on love: love is an infinite cycle, and once it is implemented, it will fall into it. Falling in love with someone is a memory leak-you can never let it go. When you really love someone, it is a constant limit that will never change. Girlfriend is a private variable that can only be called by my class. Love is a guide, so we must pay attention to it, otherwise it will bring great disaster.

One day, I was sitting on the side of the road drinking water and trying to check the program. At this moment, a beggar sat next to me and began to beg. I felt very poor and gave him a dollar. Then debug the program. He may have a bad business, so he looked at what I was doing bored. After a while, he slowly pointed to my screen and said that a semicolon was missing. I turned around in surprise and asked, "Do you know?" The beggar said, "Of course I know".

A sister asked a programmer to repair broadband, but the broken computer could not be repaired. At this time, my sister sat on the good man's back and said, "This computer is not easy to repair. Why don't we do something else, or we'll be bored. " He felt that his technical strength was greatly challenged and insulted. He gritted his teeth and refused: "No, I'm sure I can fix it!" " "

A man was smoking one cigarette after another by the roadside. A woman came up to him and said, "Hey, don't you know that you are killing yourself slowly?" Pay attention to the warning message on the cigarette case. ""It doesn't matter, "the man took another drink with confidence." I am a programmer. ""hmm? What does this have to do with you becoming a programmer? " "We don't care about warnings. We only care about mistakes.

Last night, I came home from work and a policeman came to patrol. Suddenly, he shouted to me, "Stop!" Policeman: How many bytes are there in the int type? Me: Four. Policeman: You can go now. I was very surprised. Me: Why do you ask such a question? Policeman: I was still walking in the street late at night. I look miserable. I am either a thief or a programmer. So I think these are all jokes of programmers.