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Brother Express went to If You Are the One, and all the female guests turned off the lights. What happened?

Everyone should have seen the blind date program "If You Are the One". It has been nearly ten years since the program started.

Although there have been thundering words from female guests during the period, they have not stopped the fire of the program. Among them, Mano's sentence: "I would rather cry in a BMW than laugh in a bicycle" has been widely circulated until now.

When the program is broadcast, many boys who are not worth much will be turned off as soon as they enter the stage, so many viewers criticize the female guests on the stage: Are they looking for a husband or a bank card?

Our hero today is a small boss. Because he usually works a lot, he dressed very simply and went on stage without dressing up.

After taking office, when talking about his career, he said, "I mainly work in the logistics industry."

In fact, there is nothing wrong with what the young man said, but as soon as this remark came out, all the lights on the stage were "swish swish", and the young man looked puzzled. He didn't know whether to continue talking.

Morphy couldn't stand it any longer: "Can't you be a little patient?"

At this time, a female guest said that her monthly expenses are very large. If two people are together, the man must bear these expenses.

If you find a courier, you will definitely not be able to make it in the future. To this, the male guest replied directly: "Although my salary is low, I will get a dividend at the end of the year because the company is owned by my family!"

The female guest who was directly slapped in the face was definitely not happy, so she changed the topic: "Even if it's owned by your family, what's the glory of gnawing at the old? I don't like boys who have no plans for the future!"

The male guest smiled: "You are wrong. I started the company myself, which has nothing to do with my parents, but it's okay. I don't like you either!"

The female guest was so angry: "Then I don't regret turning off the lights!"

At one time, the scene was very embarrassing. At this moment, Morphy stood up. You female guests are so unromantic. You find a poor boy, and finally when you get along with him, you find that he is a millionaire. What a romantic love story!

With the music of "It's a pity that it wasn't you", the male guest walked off the stage alone, and the female guest on the stage felt green with regret, but there was nothing to do. When the lights went out, there was no chance.

The male guest under the stage was interviewed. He said that he didn't want to hide anything, but he just felt that it was always bad to say that I was the boss of the courier company as soon as I came on stage, which inevitably made me feel a little ugly!

However, he said that he did not regret not holding hands successfully, because there were no girls he liked on the stage.

Conclusion:

It is really difficult for two people to be together without material foundation, but the difference between material and just-needed is that the former is extravagant and wasteful, while the latter has a house, food and clothing.

But it's too ugly for a female guest to put out all the lights without a deep understanding. Actually, to find a good man, not only must you have a good appearance, but a good heart is the most important thing.

After all, no man likes a woman and only loves his own money.

actually, as long as the man is self-motivated, it is also a good choice to find a blue chip stock. What do you think?