Where is Sanpang? Funny joke.

Hi ~ miss human smog sucker says hello to everyone. After a gloomy day, my sister is not the one in the morning ... 365 Quotations and Lines Network specially collected and arranged this funny joke for you. Let's have a look!

I tell you, the imperial capital is also very hard, with three yellow warnings of smog, heavy air pollution and fog.

Sadly, it is expected that the foggy weather will last until-star! Stop! Six! Late! Between!

But the imperial city is still very considerate. I didn't see the red moon at night, so I made it up for you early in the morning ... (where? Give me the glasses! )

Good-looking, but I always feel that it is looking at me ~ ~ (@ penis is hard)

In fact, the smog over the Imperial Capital is actually a protective cover provided for the people of the Imperial Capital free of charge! ! !

The enemy's military satellites can't see anything, let alone the pilots.

Therefore, after the success of the pilot project in the Imperial Capital, the smog defense system was quickly spread to all major cities in China, which was simply a big game played by the China military!

In fact, it is also good to live in the "Tiangong" every day, and you can be a house girl generously.

It is said that these are some characteristics that are not easy to be discovered by house girls. (@ Yan Wenjun)

Oh, my God, I've ... been shot ... Aah!

As a dead house, I have been worried about two problems recently, which are also the concerns of the whole world: 1 and where is Sanpang? 2. Which excavator is stronger?

The first question, three ... I'm going, have you found it! ! ! !

Take a closer look. Who are you?

Although you two look alike, please be serious. I can't bear to joke like this.

Besides, Sanpang is much more handsome than you.

Look, this is the supreme commander during his work-study program in Switzerland. Two words: handsome!

I have a little pig at home. What did you feed him?

Now I'm really worried that Sanpang will be stewed.

It seems that North Korea really raises ~

Anyway, at noon today, it was said that the United Nations would sue Sanpang for violating humanity and try him. Xiao Cui quit.

It is ridiculous and shameless for the United Nations to send the supreme commander to the international court for so-called crimes against humanity. We warn the imperialist puppet authorities that anyone who dares to offend the highest dignity of Baitou Mountain will be threatened by the revolutionary gun that will defend the summit of Baitou Mountain to the death. If you are looking for nèng, we will accompany you to the end! Hum! (Writer Cui)

However, the United Nations should return to the Court only when there is a human rights situation of concern in the territories of the 65,438+022 States parties to the Rome Statute. However ... North Korea is not among the contracting parties to 122. ...

Hehe ... Just kidding. ...

But I heard something worse. There is a rumor in Cao County that his 27-year-old little sister Jin Ru and her proxy brother are in power-the Political Bureau of the Workers' Party of Korea held an emergency meeting and decided that Jin Rujing should be in charge of all major issues. (Sina News Video)

Sanpang quit the entertainment circle? Don't kill the cosmic hero!

However, my sister should gain weight. ...

Hey, hey, hey, don't cry, Master Xue. Hold on. We are all Master Xue's people tonight.

If not, let the fat one fill in the blanks. It looks like it anyway.

Alas, North Korea really gave the world a mystery! The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~