Cute and playful remarks

1. You are my little little pride, I can never love you too much!

2. Pride comes from shallowness, and arrogance comes from ignorance. Pride is the beginning of failure, and complacency is the end of wisdom.

3. Cherish the people around you. If your heart becomes cold, it will never be warmed again.

4. A little pig learned to fish in troubled waters and got mixed up with a tiger. What a disaster!

5. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful being in my heart.

6. The dead vines and old trees are full of crows, the prices in the school cafeteria have increased, the classmates are starving to death, the sun is setting, and I want to go home.

7. The existence of your appearance is an insult to the city appearance and urban management.

8. Memory, I really want to treat you as a tissue and throw it away after wiping it.

9. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles, knocking them down.

10. Many times, those things we cannot change eventually change us.

11. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, please buy me a coat.

12. I began to doubt that there is anything in this world that will not expire.

13. Tie the corners of your autumn clothes into your autumn trousers and tuck the corners of your autumn trousers into your socks, which is the most basic respect for winter.

14. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick.

15. Tell me what you are unhappy about and make me happy.

16. God, give me a bowl of white rice and a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes.

17. True letting go is not letting go of others, but letting go of yourself.

18. In fact, if you like a girl, buy more things for her to eat. If she gets fat, it will be yours.

19. I still remember when I was a kid, I was holding spicy strips in one hand and one or two cents of water in the other hand, eating them with gusto.

20. In a person's life, there are two kinds of regrets that are the most painful: one is not being able to get the person you love; the other is the person you love not being able to be happy.

21. I feel that I am too successful in front of you, because you are a typical failure.

22. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

23. Your name is engraved in my heart, it is so unforgettable.

24. I haven’t watched Conan for a long time and I don’t know when Naruto became the Pirate King.

25. Whether it is friendship or love, come and give me a warm hug. If you leave, I will let you go.

26. If you make friends with benefits, you can just get out now.

27. It has nothing to do with me if she is better than me, and it has nothing to do with your mother if you are better with her.

28. If we have not forgotten the past, it is never because we miss others, but because we miss ourselves in the past years.

29. Could it be that you are the legendary invincible victorious general in the fairy tale series?

30. What others think of me has nothing to do with me. It depends on how I think of others.

31. When I was a child, I thought I was the most handsome, but why are there so many more handsome than me now?

32. Youth is about running hard and then falling beautifully.

33. Don’t say it’s too shameful to abandon the old and join the new. Is it just persistence?

34. I cannot write the most beautiful ending, I can only give you the most touching beginning.

35. We must remember that those who win the character win the world, and we must convince others with virtue.

36. It is said that women are made of water. This is because the water pollution is so serious recently.

37. To love without loving is a kind of self-abuse; to love but not love is a kind of self-mutilation.

38. It’s mine, don’t move. If it's not mine, leave it there for me.

39. In the vast sea of ??people, if you lose someone, you only need to blink; if you find someone, you have to look through both eyes.

40. Let me tell you, you are deeply poisoned by my love, and the only way is to marry me.

41. God, please lend me a stick and let me kill him with one slap.

42. If you shout "bitch" on the street, you will definitely get more attention than calling "beautiful girl".

43. This lady has a somewhat familiar temperament, much like my next girlfriend.

44. There is still a long way to go. You may cry, but you must keep going and never stop.

45. There is an old legend that says that those who see beautiful women on the Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications campus will live forever.

46. To be a classy gangster, you can’t just fuck a woman.

47. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.

48. If you don’t even know the meaning of the word shameless, you have to go back to elementary school to go to class again.

49. If you can’t make your eyes red when we say goodbye, can you let me slap your face red?

50. The wind is so strong outside today. I’m so scared. If others blow it away, I won’t be able to blow it away. That would be so embarrassing.

51. Use up all the love in the next life. Because in this life, I only want to love you.

52. I hope my ex-boyfriend will be alone from now on and live a long life.

53. Don’t search too hard. The best things often appear when you least expect them.

54. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your name on your pants and fart you to death.

55. I am a noble single, and I just want to have a relationship with you that will last until marriage.

56. Some people say they want to kill the teacher with their homework, as if you can move it.

57. You take your overpass, and I take my secret passage.

58. I thought you would fall in love with me if I made you laugh, but it turned out that I went too far and you took me for a joke.

59. Wherever you fall, you always get up. I always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

60. Maybe when we meet in a sea of ??people, I don’t even have the color to smile.

61. When facing a powerful opponent, you must draw your sword resolutely even if you know you are outmatched. Even if you fall, you must turn into a mountain or a ridge.

62. Falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect flowers.

63. God, did you let summer and winter have the same room? What a hell of a weather!

64. When we look forward to a life that we can touch again and again, we are always met with deception.

65. When I was a child, I often thought about whether I should go to Peking University or Tsinghua University when I grow up. Now that I think about it, it turns out that I thought too much.

66. Whether you love someone or not, whether you feel something or not, all depends on your face.

67. What qualifications do people who don’t understand me have to point fingers at me? I don’t understand.

68. Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

69. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to people who understand.

70. You comfort others too well, but lose your sense of proportion when it is your turn.

71. The only difference between a marriage certificate and a health license is that it is not hung on the wall.

72. Teacher, don’t bother changing my deskmate, because I can chat with anyone.

73. Love is often based on money. I think money may not be able to buy real love.

74. Sometimes it takes a hard fall to know where you stand.

75. I know that I am not your favorite person, but you are the most important person in my heart.

76. I am not glass or crystal, and I will not be easily seen through.

77. Go your own way, do what you want to do, and let the kittens and puppies bark!

78. Even if you can see through my soul, it doesn’t mean you can see through my heart.

79. They say don’t chat with me anymore. If we talk about feelings, you are responsible.

80. It’s the last summer, funny friends, how should we spend the last 100 days.

81. You must not know how much I regret letting go of your hand now.

82. When one person walks into your heart, the rest will be driven out. This is love.

83. This summer vacation ends the seven-year appointment! Another three years have passed.

84. What is a best friend? He is nice to others but stabs him in the back. And then she still loves the same man as you.

85. In the end, you still have to be so shallow, even if you can't bear to see everything turn into mottled desolation. A cute and playful story

1. A single woman had just finished moving, and suddenly there was a power outage.

2. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Can you recommend a sports car that costs between ten thousand and ten thousand? It should have good performance, fast starting, high horsepower, high comfort, and a stylish and generous appearance. If it is a limited edition, then Even better, I used it as my phone wallpaper.

3. As a person who has been through this, I tell you, don’t come here.

4. The so-called sleepers can be summed up in one word: sleepy in spring, tired in summer and hibernating in autumn.

5. In diving class, it was my first time to jump from the three-meter platform.

6. Actor: Director, please give me a glass of real brandy. Without real wine, it is difficult for me to perform realistic emotions.

7. Today the teacher said that I am the troublemaker in the class, so who are my classmates?

8. In the next life, I will be a koala and sleep for an hour and eat for an hour every day. , I was in a daze for an hour, this is the perfect life!

9. When I was sorting out my mobile phone, I discovered that my mobile phone photo album contained a lot of people’s dark history. I hope they can buy it back when they have money in the future. .

10. If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

11. I want to buy an iPad, what brand is it? Better?

12. The parents of a student visited the teacher. Parent: What is your surname? Teacher: Oh, my name is Wang Jinlian.

13. I changed your note to the original appearance of your name and surname

14. Xiaohong was doing homework at Xiaoqiang’s house and asked Xiaoqiang: 1. What is the time unit of a hundred years? Xiaoqiang thought for a while and said: Century.

15. The boyfriend’s voice was a little urgent and he was breathing heavily.

16. Chatting without the same language is like a piece of loose sand. There is no need for the wind to blow it. After chatting for a few words, I want to take a shower.

17. No matter how much time we spend being awesome together, it can’t compare to the time we spent together.

18. As long as everyone hands in the blank paper together, we can all be the first place, why should we kill each other!

19. Go to meet the female netizen who has been in love for a long time. We met on Qilu Forum.

20. When you feel you are poor and ugly, don’t be sad, at least your judgment is still right.

Twenty-one, it’s so boring, it’s easy for me to fall in love!!!

Twenty-two, one day my wife and I didn’t even bring the keys, but it was already night I planned to go to a hotel to sleep for one night. After I opened the house, I took my wife’s iPad to see if there was wifi and asked her what the password was. My wife quickly told me. My wife is so smart, she cracked the hotel password so quickly.

23. When I was a child, I often thought about whether to go to Tsinghua University or Peking University when I grow up. Now that I think about it, I really thought too much.

24. People want to lose weight, reduce waist and thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells.

25. How many are always worth persevering, and how many are always worthy of eternity

26. There are no bad words in this world, but there will be if you do too much homework.

27. I heard that people with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to have a big face.

28. Someone asked me what you girls usually do. I replied that we have to cook, wash and do housework. He fainted on the spot. To deal with these perverts, use humor

29. There is no wife in the wife cake, and there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork, so it is understandable that there is no breast in the bra.

Thirty, if I meet you again, I will definitely pull you into the bedroom, crazily push you down on the bed, cover our heads with the quilt, and tell you that my watch is luminous. Naughty and cute quotes from girls. Naughty and cute quotes from girls.

1. Recently I read the news that it is dangerous to play with mobile phones while walking. It scared me and I quickly ran to play.

2. The good-looking collarbones are the same and the interesting belly bounces around.

3. The weather is very hot and I want to find someone to have a cold war with.

4. Don’t always be hot and cold to me, otherwise I’m afraid of catching a cold.

5. Don’t go around shouting that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you in the first place.

6. Everyone is working hard, but I am still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

7. Girls who love to smile are more likely to develop eye wrinkles, dry lines, fine lines, and crow’s feet than others.

8. On the top of the mountain, there are two foxtails, which are the gentle eyelashes of the sun.

9. When you come to this world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

10. The shop selling soy milk is steaming, the sun has become slower in the past, cars, horses, and mail are all slower. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

11. I am grateful for all the encounters and companionships

12. My eyes are sunny and my smile is magnanimous

13. My favorite month of the year is February As for the month, I only need to be single for 28 days this month.

14. Don’t be a child when you need to grow up

15. May all the beauty and warmth come as promised

16. Wake up every morning and see the sunshine With you all. This is the future I want.

17. Time will tell us that simple love is the longest lasting; companionship in the ordinary is the most peaceful; people who understand you are the warmest.

18. The glass is clear and the oranges are brilliant.

19. The shop selling soy milk is steaming. The sun has become slower in the past. Cars, horses, and mail are all slower. There is only enough time to love one person in a lifetime.

20. Sometimes I feel that I have become ugly, so I take out my ID card and see that I am worrying too much

21. Walk your own way in someone else’s shoes and let others find it.

22. Coca-Cola needs ice, love me needs to be heartfelt

23. I don’t want to be affectionate, I just want money and you

24. Duan Xia The scattered colors, the reflection of the setting sun, the cloud peaks in the sky, and several flowers leaning on each other.

25. I imagine that all charming people are doted on, and this is the secret of their appeal.

26. Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old.

27. When you come to the world, you want to look at the sun and walk on the street with your sweetheart.

28. I bring delicious food every day. Everyone can eat it, and you can finish it.

29. Don’t worry about old age, you will be very cute when you are old. .

30. I just did my homework for five minutes, and my phone got jealous, so I coaxed it for two hours.

31. There is nothing valuable in my house, and I am the only one who can afford it. A complete collection of cute personality quotes about energetic girls. Short quotes about cute and playful girls

1. Every day when you get up, you will always have a kiss with your dear quilt: kissing and lingering

2. What is underneath the smile? It doesn't matter, it still hurts.

3. Which of us is following whom? No need to be polite. If you have any money, just throw it at me.

4. "I like you" is a bit heavy. I'll leave it here for now. .Please help me get it

5. What wakes me up every day is not the alarm clock but my beauty.

6. Every time I walk alone at night, I am afraid of the weather. I'm so beautiful, I'm afraid others won't see it

7. Even if I'm in poverty, I don't want to ask anyone for help

8. I only want to lose weight, but it happens. A foodie's life.

9. Closing my eyes, I see my future.

10. The quilt is a branch of heaven on earth

11. Don’t rush the years, I won’t chase what should come, I won’t chase what should go

12 .You are as distant as the wind and fog, and you never let me see you clearly or get close.

13. If you are really loved, you don’t have to be so good-looking

14. If good-looking can generate electricity, then I can light up the whole world

15. We The love gradually found the initial stability in the unstable world.

16. Start from happiness, pass through sadness, go through pain, and reach happiness

17. People who like you want your present. Those who love you will give you a future

18. Relying on other people’s words to understand a person. Are you thinking too much?

19. I can show you what kind of me you like.

20. As long as you have the nerve to say that you miss me, I will have the nerve to find you

21. Look at how delicious my lollipop is, but I won’t give it to you. Who will let you Don't like me.

22. Being my friend is easy. You don’t need to understand me, just praise me.

23. I came from a distant place and didn’t bring any gifts. I walked to a distant place and no one came to give them to me.

24. My friend owes me 5 yuan, and judging from his tone, he is planning not to pay it back

25. If you say that we have met, it is just because I am in a dreamy state of mind. I've seen it before.

26. I will listen to the voice you send many times, not because I want to hear the content, but because I want to hear your voice.

27. The circles under your eyes are getting more and more black and white. I drank the wine. You don't have tears, you just think of someone.

28. My bad temper is because I didn't get enough sleep. If I get enough sleep, I'd be cute.

29. When I see you, the little deer in my heart starts to waltz.

30. Secretly tell me if you can do magic and make me like you so much.