All the funny lines of Xianjiansan

Let's take a look at the classic funny lines in Fairy Sword 31 Jing Tian: You think you are a dentist in white. 2. Jing Tian: My name is Jing Tian, Jing Tian Jing Tian and Jing Tian Jing Tian. Jing Tian: I swear, if I don't keep my promise, I won't have a wife and a son .. (If I can't get one, I can get two. My son was born to my wife, not to me. Zhao: Do you know how old I am this year? Jing Tian Xue Jian: I don't know how much to say. Zhao: I am 30 years old today. I didn't see it! Jing Tian: I didn't see it. I really didn't see it. 5. Snow White looks at Evergreen: Marry me, or I can marry you. 6. Zi Xuan to Evergreen: I'll take off my clothes if you dare (this sentence is embarrassing). 7. The fox demon made Jing Tian choose between Snow White and Solanum nigrum. After the struggle, Jing Tian said, "I choose to see the snow". This is a solemn and serious matter. This is her first, last and only time, because she is dead and gone. So, we should send her to the west quietly, quietly, quietly. 9. The magic sword has been following Jing Tian. Jing Tian was very angry and said, "You call it a sword, why do you still follow others so meanly?" 10. Jing Tian and his party are going to Si Nuo, Jing Tian, Du Feng. Turn around and go to Maoshan when you meet Solanum nigrum. They asked Changqing, "Shall we walk fast or fly with the sword?" Evergreen: "Imperial sword is certainly fast." Mao Shan: "Then why should we go?" Changqing: "I don't know." 1 1. Maoshan: Master Xu, can you feel that I am a little scared? Evergreen: I can totally feel your fear. 12. Jing Tian: This woman, the noisier the better. I think your house is big enough. Her business alone can match the voice of 10 people, which is lively enough. 13. Snow See: A person is born with extraordinary skills. If he can do everything easily, he is certainly not a hero. Only a person who will get hurt and be afraid will try his best to do one thing, and that is a hero. 14. Inside the Lock Demon Tower: Jing Tian: Is he human? Monster: Yes! Jing Tian: How can a person live for 300 years? If he is alive, he will become a shemale! 15. Taoist Wei Qing: Anything is possible. . . (Speak for Li Ning ..) 16. Although everyone knows that you are shameless and naive, you don't have to remind us every day. 17. Xue Jian: You must like me earlier than I like you. Jing Tian: It may or may not happen. It must be like this. Jing Tian: What beautiful snow. Xue Jian: Yes, but. (Xue Jian turns his head) Xue Jian: What are you looking at me for? Jing Tian: I'm talking about you. Xue Jian (smiling shyly and burying his head in Jing Tian's arms): You are disgusting, hehe. 19. "dish tooth, it must be ..." "It's heaven, it's me." "You ..." "I like you, I really like you." "Then how much do you like me?" "A steady stream, as much as my nose." "That's disgusting ~" "Yes, you don't know me today. I was sick when you first met me. " "Damn it ~" (kicking) "Why are you still so overbearing?" (clutching his legs) "Don't you just like me being overbearing?" "Maybe, I've liked you since you were overbearing." "No, maybe." "Yes, of course." "Besides, you like me earlier than I like you." "That's not certain." "Not necessarily, it must be like this!" (coquetry) "Well, whatever you say." 20. Snow See: Xie Tiandi. Jing Tian: Thank you for what. It's been a night in the fairy world. You don't even know what fruit you are. Why did you stay? Xue Jian: I haven't finished yet. I want to say thank you first, and then refuse. This is called decline, which is the basic courtesy of being a man. 2 1. Ting Yun: What's your name, brother? Jing Tian: Your name is Jing Daming. Tian Yun: If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode? Tian: It's not that I don't like 22. Jing Tian: Shushan, Shushan, this is Jing Tian. Please answer me when I hear this. 23. Jing Tian sees Meidochan around her: the little bitch around her. 24. Xue Jian told Jing Tian that it is still cute when you don't hate it. Jing Tian said a load of nonsense. When you hate others, someone likes you. 25. Jing Tian: "Okay, okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, am I still human?" 26. Jing Tian: What is the mysterious person in Tao? The so-called Tao. . . . . . This is not easy to explain. . 27. Paris: I love her, but I can't take her heart away because her heart is mine. 28. Jing Tian: No matter whether she is a demon or a woman, it is very troublesome ... 29. Dear students of Shushan, please take your time. 30. Isn't she near Jing Tian? Haven't they known each other for so long? Isn't she just prettier than me? She looks better than me. She wears less clothes than me? I tell you, I'm not angry at all, I don't care at all. 3 1. Jingjing: Don't touch my head. 32. Five Elders and Short Presidents: Non-disciples are not allowed to enter the Lock Demon Tower. Zong Heng: Please ask the head master to expel me from Shushan ... (Non-disciples look carefully ...) 33. Zi Xuan is awake: Xue Jian: Sister Zi Xuan, you are awake. Jing Tian: You're awake. Zi Xuan: Thank you for the other day. Jing Tian: Uh, you're welcome. My name is Jing Tian. 34. Jing Tian says you are inferior to others. 35. Your brother is an omnipotent and: these two words are like the sun and the moon to me. When did you see the sun and the moon appear at the same time? 36. The Tang family has the final say: Jing Tian: This, that, that, even if I want to be indecent, there is no need to be indecent to all of you Tang family. Jing Tian (to Mao Mao): Why is your mouth so smelly? He Miaomiao: I just ate two sweet potatoes. Jing Tian lifted his feet. Jingtian: It smells bad. He Miaomiao: Boss, you are still good! 38. It seems that you have a big breath. Jing Tian: Sorry, I grew up eating garlic. 39. Jing Tian asked the bartender, How did you get in? The bartender replied: I opened the door and came in ... cold ... hehehe 40. Mao Shan: Induction? I have feelings for my boss, too. Every time I finish eating, I still feel that I haven't eaten ... 4 1. Solanum nigrum: The best thing in the world is hope, the hope of victory, but when the hope is not realized, the only thing left is despair ... 42. When the demon tower is locked, Jing Tian: The wind and rain are cold, and the strong man is gone forever. Look at you: What are you talking about? Jing Tian: First, if you really love someone, you must never enter his life, don't interfere with the other person, and don't let the other person be confused by the infatuation of love. If you really love someone, you should let the other person be free, fulfill the other person, and let him realize his ideal forever, without bondage and concern. Influenced by the truth, if you want to complete your mission, you must let go. 44. After Jing Tian confessed to Xue Jian, he was always jealous of Ting Yun, saying that he was not good, and then fell in love. . . 45. Jing Tian: I don't understand! ? Do you know Xu's men? Evergreen: I'm starting to get something. Jing Tian: So tell me, how do they understand each other? Evergreen: Obviously, they were attracted to each other from the beginning. Jing Tian: No way! We were attracted to each other as soon as we met? Evergreen: Brother Jing is the most sensitive type. Although we can't see each other, we can all feel each other. Jing Tian: Why do I think she is ordinary? What's special about it? Evergreen: Brother Jing, it may be common to you, but it is very attractive to many people, including me. Jing Tian: Why do you think she is attractive? ! Evergreen: Of course, it is crystal clear, radiant and full of power. How charming. Jing Tian: You, you beast, how do you know she is glittering and translucent? Don't you like Zi Xuan? Why did you sleep with the pig woman again? What's the matter with you and pig woman? Evergreen: Pig woman ... I'm talking about Ray Zhu Ling! (In Leizhou) 46. I really don't want to lose to such an ugly guy. 47. Do you think you are a crab, which will turn red when cooked? 48. Jing Tian said, "Little guy, don't think I'm handsome. Help me?" Do you want to have a loving heart and save everyone? Are you obedient? If you don't listen, I will eat you. "49. Jing Tian: I'm sorry ... Snow Scene ... Elder Martial Sister and I promised to go into the Lock Demon Tower to retrieve the demon sword, and let the head guard contain the evil sword fairy, while I helped Shu Shan and Brother Xu. Then I sold it to you at a low price, whether it was revenge or seclusion. I will listen to you no matter what. I promised you, I didn't forget anything. Xue Jian: Hum! You have a conscience. Remember to promise me ... what? You sell at a low price, and I buy at a low price. That's disgusting! Did I say I want you? Jing Tian: Whether you like it or not! Anyway, I had the cheek to sell it. 50. Kim: You like it! Mao: I like chicken butt! Jing: Love you! Mao: Chicken butt loves me! 5 1. Jing: Why are your clothes different from mine? Disciple of Shushan: The clothes are the same, the only difference is that people ... (The economy is dead) 52. Scene: The head of the chicken is yours, and the rest is mine. He Miaomiao: Why do I always eat chicken head and chicken ass, and you eat meat? You eat steamed buns and I will eat them. Jing: No, that's the rule. What? You ask too much. Give me too much chicken ass. He Miaomiao: Not much, not much. 53. Jing Tian: Tang Xuejian, listen carefully. You are my pig woman and my woman. I won't allow you to decide your life like this! Xue Jian: "I don't care about heaven, I just think I just do it for you, okay?" ) Jing Tian: "Then I'd rather you didn't love me. Jing Tian: Thieves still beat people, and you've been upgraded to a robber ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ My name is Jing Tian, scenery and sky. . . . When it's all over, I'll sell myself to you cheaply, whether it's revenge or seclusion. Anyway, what I promised you is hopeless! ! ! ! Jingjing: "I told you not to touch your head. You won't grow tall." Jing: Hey! You are unreasonable! You said you would fight me, so I will fight you. Since I won, it must be hot, right? It's not too much to ask your help! He said he was a friend! Heavy: articulate, never offline! Hum! You go! Jing: It's a deal! ..... Thank you! I'll buy you a drink another day!