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Send me a joke.
Answer: when the quilt is covered.
As a parachute.
You can sweep the floor.
As a pillow.
1:
Q: When do people have two mouths?
A: It's time for two people, hehe.
Q: Two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?
A: Call for help, haha.
2:
Q: Why do people go to bed to sleep?
A: Because the bed won't walk by itself!
3:
Q: The last thing you want to do at a barbecue.
I'll be with you, cook the meat.
one
Little black, little white, little yellow and little red are flying. Who will get sick?
The answer is: Xiao Bai.
Because: white rabbit (vomiting)
two
After a party, a group of animals rushed into the "main store" to buy things. Because it was too noisy, the clerk knocked it out, but left the lamb alone in the store. Why?
Because:
"Family" convenience store does not close for 24 hours!
1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugal)
2. Why didn't the white rabbit marry the zebra? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.
3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)
4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection)
5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars.
6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste.
7. After the match burned, it went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab
8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => Fall to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky)
9. A pig smashed a dish after saying "Come on"? = => Chocolate
10. The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. What happened? = => has become a bean paste (killing) bag.
1 1. What animals like to stick on the wall? = => Seal (newspaper)
12. Why do foxes often fall down? = => Because foxes are cunning (slippery)
13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the people they played were called "Mahjong".
14. When do you like soda? = => When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda)
15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => It turned out to be a tea egg.
16. There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => It became an expressway.
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