A teasing remark about the start of school.

The sentence mocking the start of school is as follows:

When I hope to start school and enter the class, the teacher said that I will come when I come. What homework did you bring? Really, you're welcome! I gain three pounds every holiday and lose three pounds in every school. Please let me have a rest and do my homework. School, you can get my people but not my heart. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, an excuse for not bringing homework, and a kind of happiness for teachers to ask for leave.

School has started, and my waist is not sore. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to school. The furthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

Extended knowledge

There are three explanations in Chinese for starting school: starting school, starting a scholar, and starting school for one semester. But in daily life, it is more used at the beginning of the semester. In modern Chinese, starting school usually means that students go back to school to continue their studies after holidays. According to different countries and education systems, there will be 2-4 school days every year, and the ceremony will generally be held on the school day representing the beginning of the new school year.

School-starting syndrome

When school starts after the holiday, primary and secondary school students show obvious non-organic pathological manifestations that are not suitable for the study and life of the new semester. Psychologists call it "school-starting syndrome" and "school-starting phobia"

School-starting syndrome has many manifestations, mostly manifested in physiology: insomnia, lethargy and some unexplained dizziness, nausea, abdominal pain, incontinence, fatigue, loss of appetite and so on. Psychological manifestations are: memory loss, decreased understanding, weariness of learning, anxiety, absent-mindedness in class, emotional instability and so on.

Psychologists believe that these manifestations are the psychological defense mechanism of people's subconscious mind, which transforms some negative emotions that are unwilling to face, disagree, be suppressed and unhappy into some physical symptoms, and the symptoms get better after a period of time.

For children, this is a new semester where everything starts all over again, and the seeds of dreams are constantly sprouting and growing on campus; For all walks of life, this is a moment of unity, and ensuring that schools start as scheduled, safely and smoothly is the top priority of education and teaching.